Chickens Are Flying, Dogs Are Jumping, Horses Are Running, the World Is Crazy!

This article is also known as "The Horse Runs Fast" and "The Horse Running Crazy on the Dial" - the first hilarious "coward" on the Internet. Summary If you could travel back in time twenty years, what would you do - buy a lottery ticket that could easily wipe out the prize pool? Save your loved ones? If you don't choose either of these, then you are either stupid or a god. Therefore, Ma Qiao is a normal person. But what are the chances of winning when a normal person saves an abnormal person? Besides, why should the pie in the sky fall on him alone? The entrance to the time tunnel is like a mesh of holes in the countryside, and God likes to see the folks flying around... The bonus is definitely not enough to be shared, and it also hurts a small town - tens of millions of money fans regard this place as a cornucopia, and they travel thousands of miles to get some fish and meat. Then, like hell opening its doors, Various strange sights and strange shapes directly enshrine the gods. Cutting off roads, water, and food are just the basics... Therefore, the old horse at the other end can only run all the way, and the little horse at the other end continues to toss randomly, because time waits for no one, and getting rich or going crazy can happen in a blink of an eye. [Tear a piece] Ma Jiu, who did not get the winning lottery numbers, is already a walking corpse, with an empty head and a frozen heart. Everything around him is no longer connected to him. His eyes are blind and his ears are deaf. Returning here is just mechanical repetition and program control. Therefore, even if Lao Ma appeared in the house out of thin air and screamed like a slaughtering pig, making the roof buzz, he was indifferent. He just stared blankly at the fat old horse standing naked in the middle of the bar, shouting and jumping around. "Ah! Ah...! Close the door. Close the door!" "You... What's wrong with you? Sigh..." Ma Qiao moved reluctantly, turning around to close the door and then return to the back of the bar cabinet. It took him almost a minute to cover the distance of more than 20 meters. "Wrap it up, my damn eyes are almost going blind!" Ma Zhao grabbed the sheets and threw the old horse in the face. "I... Fuck it! Fuck it!" Lao Ma tossed the sheets aside with a swish of his head, and then continued to jump with his left hand in his right hand, continuing to be embarrassed. "What... What is going on? Stop fucking. Speak!" The annoyance in Ma Qiao's heart finally reached its peak, but while he was angry, he also saw the blood on the floor, and the dots were almost connected into pieces. "Just now... I didn't see it just now. Can't I take you to the hospital?" Ma Zhao felt soft and his tone also changed. It was a disguised apology to Lao Ma. "Don't go! If you go, you will just throw yourself into a trap. It's not even a fucking self." Lao Ma cursed and jumped to the side again. "You're bleeding so much, can you do it without going? How about... How about I find something to wrap around you first to see if it can stop the bleeding." The horse was spinning around in the room like a headless fly. "This... Can this damn thing be used?" Lao Ma threw the rag handed over by Ma Jiao into his face with his backhand. "These are your hands too, not the fucking table legs!" "Oh, towel, face towel." Ma Zhao said and rushed behind the bar. "It couldn't be that you held it upside down, I... Why the hell does it look worse than the one just now?" Old Ma wrinkled his nose and sniffed it with disgust, and finally closed his eyes and pressed it on the wound. "Masks! There is also a pack of unopened masks at the counter. Just wait." Ma Zhao was finally reliable, but as soon as he turned around, he was scolded by Lao Ma. "Put the sheets away from the floor. How many fucking feet have you stepped on? You're used to sleeping in doghouses and you don't care, but can Xiaohong still sleep?" "Oh, yes. Yes, yes! Just now... I was so dizzy just now." Ma Zhao picked up the sheets and moved forward embarrassedly. "Tie them together. If one is not enough, use two. Wrap them tightly to stop the bleeding quickly." "It's so wrapped around my butt. When I put it back on, the 'prick' disappeared and it hurt even more!" Lao Ma looked at the packing tape in Ma Qiao's hand. "You damn thing can't figure it out! This is a hand that we will share for the rest of our lives, not a pig's trotter that you send away to your poor relatives far away!" "This... Isn't this an emergency?" Ma Qiao nodded solemnly. This was also the first time he saw the wound on Lao Ma's hand clearly. It was an arrow-shaped triangular wound. Although the wound was not big, it seemed to be very deep because it was bleeding all the time. "You... What on earth did you do, and did you do this to yourself..." "I'm looking for death!" Old Ma was trembling all over, and he didn't know whether he was angry or in pain. "Chip, chip from twenty years in the future. I went to steal the chip from twenty years in the future for you! Why did you think I went there?" "This... This method is good. It's... It's just fucking perfect!" Ma Qiao's eyes almost fell out. He was suddenly resurrected with full health and rushed to the old horse. "Let's sell it... To the country. Yes! It can only be sold to the country, and it can be considered as a contribution to the construction of the motherland. That is high-tech in twenty years! Ten times, no! It's more than a hundred times the first prize! What about the chip? Where is the chip?" Ma Jiao squatted next to the old horse, raising his head like a good boy who loves to learn and longs for great ideals. At the King of Hell's place! "The old horse jumped up again. "Fortunately, I just held it tightly in my fucking hand and didn't put it in my mouth, and I didn't swallow it into my stomach like you fucking want to do now, otherwise I wouldn't even know if there was another hole in my fucking body right now! "After jumping around for a while, the old horse finally sat back on the chair with a grin on his face. "Don't look at me like that, I don't know what you are thinking about now? Yes! When I came in, I didn't open both ends. I was vomiting on the top and pulling on the bottom, and rushed in like a jet. That's because the things in my stomach, whether they are food or feces, are part of my body. Do you understand? But that thing is not, it is just a foreign object that has nothing to do with my body! " "Then... Then can you find a design drawing or something, memorize it on his back, and then..." The unwilling Ma Jiao was still using his brain like a little genius. "Save it! Take you to college now, no. No need! Just those from high school are fine. Now if your high school physics and chemistry textbooks are thrown in front of you, you may not be able to understand them. Don't you have any idea how you studied in those years and what kind of life you spent in those years? And now you actually ask me to memorize the blueprints twenty years later. I am now forty-four and three days old, and I have already lived forty-five years old. I am starting to lose my fucking hearing and eyesight. You actually ask me to memorize the design drawings for mobile phones? "Lao Ma cursed furiously, making himself out of breath. "This... This is a bit difficult. Otherwise, you can get a piece of paper that you won't be able to digest for a while..." "Don't give up yet! I am also a body of flesh and blood, and I also have a life! I also want to live a good life as a rich man, but if there is a conflict over this, the big family over there, no! It's three big families! What should we do with the three big families? They are still waiting for me..." The emotional Lao Ma suddenly looked like a conductor who had encountered a pause, and his hands suddenly stopped in the air... Reading Guide The opening chapter has a lot of digging holes, long hidden lines, and is a bit long-winded. Heat slowly. The whole book is divided into the "first half", "rest and feed in the middle (tentative)" and the "second half". The chapters are divided into several sections based on the day. It is likened to the metaphor that life is a rally, with one big section a day and a small section climbing over the ditch. The front and back half (two time and space) are seven days apart, which is actually eight days, and the first seven days are over. Mission: Down to earth, the future will be a miracle