How to Coax Your Dragon into an Embryo Guide

Changed the cover. The insane villain Black Dragon vs the dull straight guy who is all brothers * César's soul was summoned and traveled to another world. Unable to bear the boredom of another world, he decided to use the Internet in the magical world. It was during the actual implementation that I discovered... Capture the evil god to serve as a server? Requires military support from Hastings; Looking for Alchemy Design terminal materials? Hasting technical support is required; Can signal transmission be solved to release the magic network? Requires Hastings spell support... ... Uh. Wait a moment! The great cause of the Internet will stop for a moment and let me study how to flatter this leader who summoned me to another world! Sizer began compiling a guide based on his previous workplace experience: How to coax your "leaders" into embryos? * Guideline No. 5: Always remember your leaders when you are away from home. Gifts from leaders are indispensable! Cizer raised the maple leaf crown made by himself in front of him: "I specially made it for you and give it to you. Do you like it?" Hasting: ... He's a good flirt. Article 11 of the Guide: When asking the leader to do something, you must have a sweet mouth and a correct attitude! Who doesn't know how to draw a pie? Hasting: "I can help you, but you have to promise me something from now on." Cesare: "Father! You're a stranger, right? Don't say anything, I promise you everything!" Hasting: ... He's so proactive. Guideline 37: You must be able to anticipate leadership questions and give answers in advance, so that leaders can be deeply impressed by you! Hasting: "I have a question..." Cesar: "I love you, Baoda, save you, my mother can swim!" Hasting:? ? ? Cesare: "I can't let it go. I will always choose you, this time, every time, every time." Hasting: ... He loves me so much. * Cizer, who impressed his leader, successfully established the Internet. Salted fish is at home, happily eating melons and watching hot searches. The next second, he was stabbed and returned to modern times. ... What are you doing? The man in my family has a serious brain disease and negative ideological and moral marks! To take me offline, he must be fine one second and die the next? ! Sure enough, when Cizer finally came back, his eyes darkened as he looked at the earth-shaking alien world that had transformed into extreme survival mode. No, where is my home? ! On the bone throne made of countless wreckage The legendary ultimate villain who destroyed several countries in a row, the Disaster Dragon She was looking down at him, and slowly raised her fingers: "Come here." #Clearly remember that what I wrote was a "workplace guide" and not a "xxoo" guide #Reproductive Isolation, please don't engage in this new account! * Guideline No. 99: Never, never, ever give your boss a thumbs up! Hasting: ... Again? Cesar: ... No, it can't be done... Ugh. Hasting: Don't you mean you promise me everything unconditionally? Cesar:... My bad mouth! It's fun to talk nonsense for a while and pay off the debt to the crematorium! * Hastings perspective: Fighting, killing, and destroying are as easy to me as drinking water. The hard thing is to reject my violent nature and stay rational, calm and gentle for you You are my troubled world and my pure land. I have a pious greed. Pilgrimage to you and blasphemy. * A non-traditional western fantasy with many private settings. It's a mindless cookie ————————————— Continuing the original article, please give me advance notice for the new article: The male protagonist insists on falling in love with me The wolf dog turns into a mad dog and is jealous 1 vs the beauty who turns over frequently 0 Wen Qing lost his job and turned from an upstart in the business world into a cannon fodder. In the original work, the original owner forcibly kept Bai Yueguang because the male protagonist looked like him. Unexpectedly, Bai Yueguang was attracted to the male protagonist, and the two teamed up to drive the original owner into bankruptcy. System: Follow the plot, humiliate him, ravage him, lock him up and treat him like a dog! Otherwise, you will lead the dog. Wen Qing: Got it! Take off his clothes - humiliate him! Step on his pecs with your bare feet - ravage him! A new bell collar was bought around his neck - like a dog! The male protagonist's eyes were red with anger and his voice was hoarse: It was too tight and uncomfortable. Feeling uncomfortable? It's okay to feel uncomfortable! Wen Qing was so proud that within two seconds, she was pulled into his arms by the male protagonist, and his warm breath was tempting against her ear: "Can it be my turn?" * Feeling that the plot was about to collapse, Wen Qing began to praise Bai Yueguang without thinking in order to save herself, and even placed his photo in the most conspicuous place in her home. Watching the male protagonist stare at Bai Yueguang's photo for a long time, Wen Qing secretly rejoiced: Yes! It should be stable this time. In the middle of the night, the bed was messy. Wen Qing's eyes felt weak, his pupils were out of focus, and his legs and feet were weak. He understood one thing deeply: There is a difference between dogs and dogs! Some dogs are very obedient and obedient. Some dogs will bite you in one bite and even lick the place they bit! * Shang Lixun fell into trouble three times in the hands of Wen. For the first time, he was convinced that he would never be interested in an empty bag. After a while, Shang Lixun grabbed the shining white foot that was on his body, and by some strange coincidence, he lowered his head and kissed it. The second time, he discovered that Wen Qing was just using him as a substitute. I want to strangle him and die together. After one night, Shang Lixun explained to himself: So what if he is a substitute? This proves that he only has this one opponent, and the opponent is not an opponent at all. The third time, his lover died, in front of him. Shang Lixun hated Wen Qing for ruining his life and torturing him to the point of going crazy. But when he saw the "dead" Wen Qing again, his mind went blank, leaving only the deafening heartbeat and the crazy obsession. "Uncle Zhao." Shang Lixun raised his eyes from the back seat of the car and looked at the lingering Bai Yueguang who was talking to Wen Qing on the side of the road. He smiled and gently told the driver: "Crash into it." Purpose: Focus on breaking information barriers and class solidification