I Want to Fish for Daddy, but Not My Uncle

Xingchen, a legendary professional fisherman in the industry. In his eyes, there are two types of financial owners: cash machines and extremely handsome men. And that "beautiful man" who spends generously is undoubtedly the best of the best. Gentle and golden, considerate, with a good personality that seems to have no temper, he even took out the ring and said that he would take him to Iceland to see the Aurora? Xingchen was so moved that he rolled up his money and ran away overnight: Just kidding, even my hair is fake, what kind of future are you talking about with me? It happened that a top wealthy writer was looking for his youngest son who was lost overseas. Xingchen took off the contact lens wig and took off the disguise. The blond hair and blue eyes in the mirror were exactly the same as in the missing person notice. Go to your Iceland, go to your future - the future of his stars lies with the Wen family! —————— Xingchen carefully forged the past and knocked on the door of Wen's family. The whole family welcomed him warmly, but they were inexplicably secretive when mentioning his brother-in-law. The old housekeeper pulled Xingchen aside and whispered, "Young master, please don't mess with your uncle. He's... Not in a good mood lately." Xingchen nodded obediently, disapproving in his heart: He wasn't the one who caused the problem, it was none of his business, he had to fish it out anyway. Until the living room door opens. In front of the floor-to-ceiling window, the figure who had been entangled with him just three days ago slowly turned around, and his eyes fell on his deliberately innocent face. The air suddenly solidified. The man frowned: "Have we met before?" Xingchen resisted the urge to turn around and run away, and denied three times: "I didn't! You didn't! We haven't met!" The man slowly walked up to him, shadowed: "My name is Wen Ji, and I am your uncle." Xingchen didn't dare to raise his head, and clutched the edges of his suit vest tightly, his voice trembling: "Hello, uncle." ——Is it still too late to run now? —————— In order to keep his vest, Xingchen put his acting skills to full use, playing the role of a harmless little nephew. Until that day, he was blocked by Wen Ji by the swimming pool. Xingchen looked at the dangerous look in the man's eyes as he pressed forward step by step. His desire to survive finally defeated his acting skills, and he turned around and ran away. "Let me go! I'm going to tell grandpa!" He screamed with anger, shaking his legs and crawling to the shore. The next second, his ankle tightened suddenly. Xingchen fell back into the water, and Wen Ji grabbed her waist from behind and held her tightly in his arms. "Run? You still dare to run?" Xingchen felt weak all over and shouted over and over again: "Uncle, don't..." "Uncle, I am you——" "You're not!" Wen Ji's lips curved into a scornful smile, "Are you still pretending?" "I..." Xingchen didn't dare admit it to his death, so he could only shake his head. Wen Ji grabbed his waist, turned him over, and looked into his frightened eyes. "Do you like to be called uncle? Keep calling me." He leaned over, his warm breath spraying on Xingchen's ears: "You called me wrong, or you called me dissatisfied... Tonight, I will show your grandpa how the sweet grandson he found is green on his waist." [Chameleon is attacked by x with two faces] Food guide: Finish writing the first paragraph of copy before entering V, and the chicken is stir-fried during the fishing stage! Shuang Jie, age difference, 20cm body shape difference The fake young master is not the real uncle. The character of Gongshou is not perfect, and my three views are mixed with rice. He has a strong taste for attacking the big daddy and has psychological problems. Pre-collection of "Florida Police Department: Crazy Criticism Partner Specializes in Lying Down" ———————————— As we all know, Florida: No, no, no, no leisure, no one. Patrolman Sheng Yan is an outlier in the police station. He hasn't fired a single shot in three years of duty. The strong drug-addicted man punched him in the face, but he calmly retreated. The crazy woman holding the alligator charges at him, and he gives the alligator a bean bag gun. The suspect with a shaved head pointed his gun at him, and he took out a stun gun. The reason is very real: if something big happens, you have to take time off work, and you don't get overtime pay. The whole police department recognized that it was safest to go out with him, and all the new recruits were given training to him. Cain, a newcomer, came to report. He was tall, well-behaved, well-mannered, and dressed in famous brands. He looked like a well-connected young master with a gold-plated appearance. Sheng Yan waved his hand: "You drive." You should give the young master a good time. An hour later, Sheng Yan's fingertips made a dent in the iron sheet of the car door. Cain set up his AR-15, blasted holes in the windshield with two shots, held the steering wheel with one hand and aimed with the other. "The suspect was shooting into the back of the vehicle." "It has posed a substantial threat to the public." "I must retaliate with force." He fired. A series of precise shots turned the thief who was supposed to be surrounded and dealt with into a serious criminal who resisted arrest with a gun. It eventually evolved into a Florida high-speed battle royale in which three police cars were scrapped, two kilometers of guardrails were shattered, and six magazines were empty. Amidst the sound of gunshots, brakes, and Cain's calm and skillful recitation of exemptions, Shengyan's soul ascended to heaven three times and was forced to return to its original place. When the car stopped, Sheng Yan got out of the car with weak legs and turned around to curse: "You fucking like to do this, go be a mercenary!" Cain flicked the barrel of the gun, slammed him against the car door and pinched his waist: "Yansheng, I like to do more than this." From then on, Sheng Yan's days of lying down were completely gone. Every day he would either roll his eyes and scold Cain, or wipe Cain's butt. "You write that six police cars were scrapped as having minor scratches?" "Xiuxiu can still be opened." "How can I explain to the director that a new car flipped over in a ditch within three hours?" "It's not a loss if you catch a wanted criminal." "What about knocking over half a street of hot dog stands?" "Didn't you dig out two kilograms of iced American style?" "Cain! You are a perfect match for Florida! If you mess around next time, I will castrate you!" "Looks like you're ready for next time." "I didn't say this! You... Um... Don't use the evidence bag! Don't use that...!" The salted fish Buddha-style fried hair was criticized by X for being inappropriate and life-threatening Intention: All reunions after a long absence are because of sincerity.