Step by Step, Teach You How to Capture the Emperor

Lying flat and being attacked by the x-volume king Shou studied hard for several years. After graduation, he successfully landed in the society against the background of life and death. But it's like a royal guard in an imaginary dynasty novel. As the emperor's eagle dog. The best among masters, the best among the best. Shou looked at the intensity of his work and felt that he was already half dead. Looking at his future, it was all gloomy. After decades of hard work, he felt like he was going to be a leek? ! Teacher, why is this different from what you said? ! Didn't you say that I am the rising sun? ! It made a sharp blast. You can't resign if you resign, and you will be left alone. Fortunately he has a file loading system. Unable to get up in the morning, I read eighteen times in a row and stayed in bed for three hours. If you don't want to write a work report, ask a colleague to write a few sentences for you, and then read the file and report. Easy! I can't get enough meat to eat, so I load the file again... Relying on the file-reading system, living in a troubled court department, and living a leisurely life. Feeling: Beautiful. Jpg Until one day, the emperor came to him. The emperor stared at him closely with dark circles under his eyes: Dear, are you happy reading the file? Shou:…… No, how did he know that I had a file loading system? ! Wait a minute, he won't go back with you, right? Then didn't he cause the dark circles under his eyes by himself? He knelt down after receiving the "puff" and burst into tears: "Your Majesty, I feel sorry for you. I don't regret my death, but -" Emperor: Why didn't you load the file yesterday? Shou's performance was interrupted:? . From one day onwards, the emperor found that he heard a voice from outside the world. That voice always said that the return was successful. With this sentence, he would be thrown in front of half a cup of tea and experience repeated things. At first he was worried about this, but later he discovered the benefits of this. Not only could he get the enemy's next move, but he could also have a lot more time to deal with things. The emperor was ecstatic, but the number and time of retracements were too unstable. He wanted to stabilize them. After a long period of observation, he finally determined who could realize his dream. He decisively found the other party and offered the position of Attendant Military Attaché, which came with six benefits: no work, no bullying, good food, good clothing, good use, and good housing. ——In conclusion, lie down and enjoy your happiness. Shou accepted the sincerity without hesitation. In order to be worthy of his salary, he showed his loyalty to the emperor, saying that no matter where and whenever the emperor asked him to do so, he would do so. Encountered an assassination, read the file! Interrogate the prisoner and read the file! Handle government affairs and read files! Read the file! Read the file again! Read it to him three hundred times at a time, and let him work overtime to enjoy it. Feeling flattered, you wait for the other person to praise you, and then wait for a kiss. Receive: "..." Suffering crazy reply, I replied eighty times in a row and was kissed on the mouth eighty times. No matter what, I couldn't escape, and I couldn't help but said: "Didn't you say lie down and enjoy the blessings?!" The emperor smiled lowly against his ear, his voice slightly magnetic: "Yeah, it won't change. I will move the whole time, and you will just lie down and enjoy the happiness." Receive: "..." —— How to capture the emperor? Simple, just one step, click to read the file. Life is easy. Intention: love