Literary version:
When Parkinson became Malfoy.
When my former first love became a father.
When nothing is ever the same again.
Could something happen? ?
Dialogue convulsions version:
Hostess: Why do you want me to wear it?
Merlin: It has nothing to do with me, it's just that the author has a fit.
Heroine: Why do you want to become Malfoy?
Merlin: It's nothing, it's just that the author likes platinum.
Female protagonist: Then who is my male protagonist?
Author: Hehe, of course it's Xiaolongla
Hostess: (looking at the sky speechlessly) You **** lover!
Author: (Grieved) Draw a circle and curse you. Don't forget it, I'll give it to someone else.
Hostess: (hammering the table) Who said I don't want it!
(The slave copywriter is incompetent)