Shen Fu was transformed into a male video about cultivating immortals with golden fingers all over the place, and everyone was cheating. Shen Fu became a passing cannon fodder in the plot.
After completing a few tasks, Shen Fu lay dormant for hundreds of years, survived the death of his master, and killed his brothers. When he was about to inherit an entire golden mountain, the world restarted.
Once back before liberation, Shen Fu said: qnmd! You're kidding me!
But he was reborn at his only plot point in the book - saving the protagonist Ji Yanzhi's life when he was being hunted.
With the fire blazing into the sky, Shen Fu stood on the pile of bones, looking down at Ji Yanzhi who was in a pool of blood, and couldn't help but lament: I really owe you... Resurrection, my Lord Long Aotian.
According to the script, Shen Fu was supposed to finish and leave, but halfway through, Ji Yanzhi, who had fainted, slowly opened his eyes.
Shen Fu hurriedly knocked the person unconscious, turned around and ran away.
What a risk, I was almost discovered.
As soon as he escaped back to the dormitory, the master kicked open the door and threw a bloody young man on his bed: Dear brother, this young man has excellent bones. If he uses it as a cauldron, he will definitely be able to cure the strange poison in your body!
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Damn it, this is not the plot for him to leave! Violating the plot will result in backlash!
Shen Fu's eyes darkened, and he was ready to die on the spot due to the backlash of the plot.
However, late at night a few days later, Shen Fu hugged a pile of gold and silver and was lying there to wait for death. There was a strange touch on his lips, and Shen Fu's pupils trembled on the spot.
Ji Yanzhi, who had succeeded in secretly kissing, could not hide the admiration in his eyes, and his cheeks even turned red with excitement: The head said that the furnace was born to do this, Master, do you want to enjoy me?
It's over, here comes something more powerful than the backlash of the plot - who can explain to him why the good-looking Long Aotian suddenly turned gay!
Since being entangled with Ji Yanzhi, Shen Fu gradually realized that something was not right with the people around him.
The leader of the Immortal Alliance suddenly fought with his sworn enemy on the bed, and the brothers who were so close to each other unexpectedly ran out of the same room disheveled. . .
As the only witness to the above incident, Shen Fu gradually discovered that he was the only straight man left in this book about male cultivating immortality!
Shen Fu was so nervous that he buttoned his buttons to the top every day and stayed away from all men (especially Ji Yanzhi).
Small theater:
One day, Shen Fu passed by the alliance leader's door and heard Ji Yanzhi's voice coming from inside, so he curiously put his ear to it.
Leader: Are you saying that if you deliberately kiss the other person on the mouth during a fight, he will kiss you back harder?
Ji Yanzhi: Nine out of ten.
Senior brother: Senior brother, who cried and pretended to be sick after sword practice, would he really be able to soak in a hot spring with me without wearing any clothes?
Ji Yanzhi: No matter how hard you try, it never works.
With a clang, the door was kicked open, and Shen Fu came in with his sword in hand - these were all the tricks Ji Yanzhi had played on him!
That day, everyone in the Immortal Alliance watched helplessly as this useless casual cultivator, who usually took two steps and took three breaths, chased the leader of the Immortal Alliance and the number one and number two in the world all night long.
It is said that the beating made the three of them run away with their heads in their hands, which was very lively.
She looks like a salty fish, but she is actually powerful. The beauty Shizun Shou vs. Is crying in front of the master. In fact, Long Aotian attacks at all costs to achieve his goals.
Ps:
1. SC, 1v1, there is only each other between attacker and receiver
2. Gong is really greedy, I can't wait to lie on him every day
3. Neither the attacker nor the receiver are perfect personalities. They all have their own flaws. They are meant to be together according to the pot and the lid. If you don't mind, don't enter.
4. The author has a high school diploma and a primary school student's writing style. If you see anything you don't like, you can quit directly.
5. I am an amateur writer and a person who has never started writing online. You can scold me but please don't attack young lovers, because any discomfort is caused by my lack of writing skills orz
Copy modified on 2026/2/1
-----The following is the advance payment————
Everyone knows that Fuyuan Immortal Lord Zhu Yuhui was killed on the spot by a sword piercing his chest in the earth-shattering battle with the Ghost King Chu Xiaoyi.
I don't know how many years after his death, Zhu Yu Hui opened his eyes and was reborn as a little immortal official who was about to be demoted to the mortal world because of his low merit.
Fortunately, he only needs to help the believer fulfill one more wish to accumulate enough merit to stay in the fairy world.
But why is the wish that was burned written about him and the Ghost King?
Zhu Yuhui reads the full text carefully and is greatly shocked.
What does it mean that he and Chu Xiaoyi hate each other because of love? Why is it that Chu Xiaoyi has been reluctant to reincarnate because he can't forget his melancholy eyes? Why did Chu Xiaoyi snatch his body just to play with it day and night?
Zhu Yuhui blushed and his heart skipped a beat (so angry) that he closed the piece of fan fiction that made people feel numb.
He and Chu were both so angry. How did this person get into a fight?
There is no way, you can't back out of this mission after taking it, so you have to bite the bullet and get on with it.
But who would have thought that the fanfic would fall at the feet of the Ghost King as soon as they met.
The key point outlined in red ink somewhere - 'Kiss him, treat it as a mission, in order to survive! ' Just exposed to Chu Xiaoyi's eyes.
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Zhu Yu replied: O.0 Oops, I forgot to read the almanac when I went out.
Just as he was about to pick it up, he was stepped on by Chu Xiaoyi.
Chu Xiaoyi: Your words...
Zhu Yuhui os: Finished! Do you have to fall off your horse just after rebirth?
Chu Xiaoyi: Even ghost-drawing symbols look more like human handwriting than yours. Didn't you read any books during your lifetime?
Zhu Yu nodded in reply: Yes, I am illiterate! Hehe~
Chu Xiaoyi moved her legs out of compassion. The crisis is over, Zhu Yuhui is about to run away.
Just after taking three steps, I heard a voice: It was extremely ugly, but it looked very much like an old friend of mine.
Zhu Yuhui turned around subconsciously and suddenly met Chu Xiaoyi's cold eyes.
! ! !
Small theater:
Rumor has it that a certain priest in heaven and the Ghost King have been having sex every night since they got together. The priest has to be hugged by the Ghost King every day before he can get out of bed. He has to feed the Ghost King himself before he is willing to eat. Even the shoes and socks are put on by the Ghost King himself~
Zhu Yu got angry and hit the wall: What bullshit rumors! Didn't I burn all the scripts? Why is there still there!
The 'Qiang' himself pinched Zhu Yuhui's slender waist covered with hickeys and said quietly when he heard the words: Common people are just writing for fun, why should they care.
Zhu Yu replied: Oh no, why isn't the ghost king this time called Chu Xiaoyi?
As soon as he finished speaking, the ghostly energy around him suddenly became strong, and Chu Xiaoyi suddenly drew his sword and stood up.
Zhu Yu replied: What are you doing?
Chu Xiaoyi's eyes were burning with anger, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Foolish people are deceiving the public with their evil words, they should be eliminated long ago!"
Modified on 2025/10/17 and screenshot saved~
Mission: Courage is the sharpest weapon for mankind
