Why is my blond sister a boy?
What a damn old man!
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Gentleman and Funny/Dirty Old Money & Sunny Straight Man/Friendly Hairy Liuzi
Silas Aston & Mingo
Mingying is in love.
At first, on the first day he flew to New York, a hot blonde girl who spoke Chinese came over to chat with him at the airport and asked for his phone number.
Mingying is a pure and straight man, so of course he will not refuse.
So he waited and waited, and finally waited until a strange what's app account initiated a conversation.
The avatar is a bit strange, it is a campus picture of N University.
The name is also a bit strange, it is a Chinese name.
He tentatively asked: Hello, who r you?
It took a long time before the other side came back: the airport.
Ah! It's that hot girl who speaks Chinese!
At first, the hot girl didn't talk much, and had a completely opposite image of being aloof. Mingying was always sharing her daily life, and the other person would occasionally reply.
After chatting more often, Mingying knew that when she talked about topics that needed comfort, the other party would reply more.
For example, he said that he was watching a football match today and the home team lost.
The other party comforted him that this was normal, football was round, and he would win it back next time.
For example, he said it was raining again in New York today and the weather was terrible.
The other party replied, remember to bring an umbrella. Don't be sad, you will see a rainbow tomorrow.
Mingying, who is alone and very poor, values this relationship very much.
He thought he was in love.
Until one day, when Mingying was rushing to DDL, she complained: Our architectural research teacher is very handsome, but why is he so cruel? Every homework is so difficult!
There was no reply.
The next day, there was an undercurrent in the architectural studies class - the youngest director of N University came to listen to the class!
Mingying, who arrived late, took out her mobile phone to send a message to her online date.
"Our school director came to attend classes and sat in the last row. This is simply the arrogance of a capitalist. He sat where I could sit."
Just after sending it out, with a burst of exclamation, everyone noticed that the school director stood up.
Mingying found that he not only stood up, but also walked towards him.
Just as he was wondering, the 1.9 Meter tall blond man in a suit and leather shoes walked up to him and stopped.
... Damn it, you were notified that I failed the class and was expelled, right?
As a result, the man frowned and said, "Ming, it seems we need to talk."
? Why are you saying that my online dating partner is not only a man, but also a man ten years older than me? He is also the director of our school, and I personally complained to the school director that he is a capitalist? ? ?
It's better to fail the course and be expelled!
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After Ben Xian failed, Mingying fell into despair.
The school director noticed something was wrong with him and said, "Ming, your relationship is up to you. Don't put yourself in trouble."
At that time, Mingying looked at him and was afraid to speak: How about... We can still be netizens?
The school director smiled: Yes.
Then one morning after a while...
Mingying wakes up in the bed of the school director.
While scolding the old bastard for making him no longer a straight man, he happily ate the breakfast cooked by the old bastard.
And then...
On graduation day, the sky was blue and the sun was shining brightly in Manhattan.
Mingying spoke as a representative of outstanding students. He stood on the podium and looked towards the audience.
He smiled and said: "Dear ladies and gentlemen, if one day you meet a person who makes you feel that there are ten thousand possibilities in the world, then unfortunately you have fallen in love with him."
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1V1 HE Shuangjie Funny Cookies Daily Posts by Two People
American background. Age difference is 10 years. It was Gong's niece who asked for a phone number at the airport.
Attacking the director of a Chinese-American mixed-race American school for 24K. He is pure old money and does not teach. It is not a teacher-student relationship!
The social media name Mingo is taken from Bingo
Shou is not a perfect character. He is an alternative academic who is disobedient, fussy but has a high IQ.
There will be some downturns in studies, but everything will get better
Everything is set to serve the emotional line. Please don't be too particular. Thanks again><
A love letter to you and me at the age of twenty.
Mission: Time flies but ideals last forever
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I can still see it, it took me so long to realize it!
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it ah ah ah ah
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Check in and clock in——2026.6.27
Check in, 2026.06.29
Woo woo woo, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful
Good-looking, love to see [love eyes] [love eyes] [love eyes] like, like [star eyes]
I was so sweet after watching it in one sitting! ! !
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Teacher, I'm looking forward to the one in Germany [touch head][dog head]