[The "romantic" master vs. The "cold and ruthless" apprentice]
"Please guide the heroine, the current favorability level is: minus one thousand."
Yu Xiao once traveled through time and became the leader of a nine-liu sect, with a beautiful disciple under his seat.
Haha, what a beautiful face~ No! What a fast knife!
It's bad, my disciple wants to kill his master!
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Question: What comes before the slap?
Answer: It's the fragrance of my disciple~
Yuxiao touched her face that had been slapped, her heartbeat was beating hard, could this be love?
Mo Baili: I can't possibly like you, just give up.
Yuxiao, it's my business to like you, what does it have to do with you?
The most humble person is invincible. Yu Xiao can be said to have implemented this sentence to the extreme: Did the disciple hit him again? It doesn't matter, the beating is kissing and scolding is love; the love letter was lost again? It's no big deal to write another letter.
Finally, Mo Baili couldn't stand it anymore and cursed: "Yu Xiao, I hate you very much, don't you know!"
Yuxiao: "People who hate me can be queued from here to France. You can't be ranked in the queue. Why don't you try to like me? There is no one on this road, just for you."
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Later, someone asked: "Did the leader succeed in chasing his wife?"
Insider: "Hush, the boss has taken his wife's surname. From now on, he will be called boss Mo."
Warning: male perspective, double sex, nonsensical comedy.
Purpose: Love others first, love yourself first