[Cold-faced cuteness × Hot-faced bitch]
Li Hengzhou has two major hobbies in life: reading novels and writing novels.
There are also two unshakable bottom lines: he is a straight man, and his future wife must be fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged.
The night before the start of his junior year, he accidentally opened a first-person high-abuse BL novel.
In the book, Zha Gong and Lan Zhao are entangled in love and hate, and they abuse their hearts and bodies——
Zha Gong raped her after drinking, imprisoned her out of jealousy, and snatched away Lan Zhao's girlfriend. When Lan Zhao lay in bed and screamed "Li Hengzhou, I will always hate you", he actually cried non-stop.
After reading it all night, I was shocked: This scumbag actually has the same name as him!
What was even more terrifying was that a person named "Lan Zhao" actually sat next to the professional class the next day.
In order to protect love and peace and prevent Lan Zhao from falling into the hands of a paranoid scumbag, Li Hengzhou decided to protect him personally.
Lan Zhao: "Are you homophobic?"
Li Hengzhou: "No, I'm just the straight man closest to homosexuality in the world!"
The book said that Lan Zhao had stomach cancer, and Li Hengzhou told him every day not to eat spicy food.
The book says that Lan Zhao was bullied and Li Hengzhou insisted on becoming his roommate.
The book said that Lan Zhao was frustrated when he worked part-time, so Li Hengzhou simply asked him to tutor his sister.
As a result, his sister secretly wrote a love letter to Lan Zhao. Li Hengzhou became anxious and said that the letter was written by him.
Until one day, Lan Zhao went back to the dormitory with his rumored girlfriend.
Li Hengzhou couldn't sit still anymore and blocked the door. "She or I, you choose one."
Lan Zhao pushed him: "Why do you keep hugging me?!"
Li Hengzhou hugged him tighter: "Don't you think it's very comfortable for good brothers to stick to each other?"
Lan Zhao: "... That's called gay!!"
Then, Li Hengzhou suddenly realized two things:
First, he seems to be gay.
Second, he seems to be working as a mistress.
It's over, can he really become that scumbag in the book? ? ?
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Many years later, when Li Hengzhou lived an ideal life of "a wife and children on the hot bed", he repeatedly dreamed of a place in the book - Chenmeng Mountain.
There was a voice in the dream that said: In the temple on the mountain, all mysteries can be solved.
But he had a car accident while driving to the mountains and was in a coma for a month.
After waking up, Li Hengzhou regained all his memories and had sex with his wife every day.
Lan Zhao punched him: "You? A straight man?"
Li Hengzhou rubbed the crook of his neck: "He is a pure and honest boy who only loves babies."
Lan Zhao hummed: "Who wanted to die secretly in the first place, and also said that he would find me a new husband?"
Li Hengzhou buried his head and gave in: "Don't dare, don't dare..."
Lan Zhao raised the corners of his lips: "Let's settle the accounts slowly."
This is a lifetime.
Food Guide
① The young man who is a straight man in the early stage of cancer and the big wolf dog in the later stage VS the fake flower of the high mountain and the pretty girl with a stupid mouth
②It will be divided into two stages: student period and workplace period, which is a bit metaphysical.
③Slow-warm emotional flow, thick arrows, they are each other's only ones in the past and present life
Intention: I write my heart in my hand