(End of World 2) Eat a mouthful of straight men who are burning and angry, yes, they are burning, but straight men will always covet it and love and hate it! It's so hot and spicy, but straight men won't eat it! ! !
World 1: Long Aotian, the light of the common people of the empire (crossed out, it is actually Daji)
My name is Wen Qing, a straight-blooded man.
In this book, I play the role of the male protagonist Long Aotian, who was born as a pariah but fought back all the way to create an imperial business myth and is known as the light of the common people.
Referred to as the man among men, the male among men.
Not only that, I also gained a bunch of younger brothers, although these younger brothers always like to do some unclear body movements with me, including but not limited to touching my face and slapping my chest muscles.
But that's okay. As a straight man, I just like to make some silly jokes with straight men. After all, my biggest hobby is to compete with my brothers to see who has bigger breasts!
To say that it is still a bit strange——
For example, these brothers always like to say to me, "Brother, you smell so good, let me fry you." This kind of nonsense that straight men can't understand.
For example, the Celestial Dragon villains who I slapped in the face always looked at me with hot and surging eyes, saying that I had central air conditioning and that I was burning out...
For example, the wine spiked with spring that should have been drunk by the heroine was actually drunk by me, the hero! ! !
My heartbeat was racing and I fell asleep on the bed with someone. I was held tightly around my waist all night long, with a sticky and wet passion, but I didn't even know who the other person was.
But I still firmly believe that I am a straight man. Who says that if you sleep with a man, you are not a straight man?
Even if he was bitten by a dog that night! ! !
Hey hey hey! None of you can mention it again!
Cross it off! Don't mention it again! ! !
Two months later, I looked at my slightly bulging lower abdomen and disappearing muscles, holding the hospital report sheet——
The sky is falling!
I'm crushed!
How can a man get pregnant!
Is the male protagonist Long Aotian so pregnant?
System: The male protagonist Long Aotian is so lucky!
What made me even more devastated was that four men came to my door one after another, all claiming that they were the father of the baby in my belly.
May I ask? Is there anything more outrageous? ! !
After I exposed it, they said very shamelessly, it's okay to be a stepfather, they don't mind!
World 2: The waste material in the world of immortality counterattacks Long Aotian (forked, it is actually a beautiful cauldron)
I am Wen Qing, and I am still a straight-blooded man!
Keep it straight! Straighter than an iron pestle!
I don't understand why Long Aotian in this world has a cauldron physique. It's probably because the world has finally gone crazy.
System: Cauldron is the host's golden finger as Long Aotian!
I kicked away the useless system. Although I didn't want to face it, as a waste with no skills, the only way to counterattack was to use the cauldron's physique. So, I set my sights on the genius of the immortal cultivator who is straighter than a steel bar.
I don't dare to provoke gay men, so straight men are more reliable.
I plotted against my junior brother without any sense of martial ethics, blindfolded his eyes, and sat there all night by myself with sad tears in my eyes (after all, men don't shed tears lightly). I won't tell you the process, you can experience it for yourself...
As a straight boy from Kongtong, my junior brother seemed to be insulted and kept asking me who I was, shouting that he would kill me if he found me.
After that, the junior brother of the Flower of the High Mountain often walked in front of me uncharacteristically. I was terrified and afraid of being struck by his sword. Facing all kinds of tests from the junior brother, I pretended to be confused and would only say, "What? How could it be? How could it be possible...", And then I couldn't help but make some straight-faced jokes on him. Sure enough, the innocent junior brother walked away with a red face.
Finally, I waited for the Fairy Alliance Conference. I made a splash and slapped all the cannon fodder who showed off their power in front of me. In the last showdown with my junior brother, he suddenly grabbed my hand, his eyes were burning, and he said out of nowhere - It was you that night, senior brother.
I shook my head, and the move I made fell into the air and was counterattacked, causing me to faint.
In front of everyone, the fairy doctor who checked my pulse had shock in his eyes, so when I woke up slowly, I heard, Senior Brother Wen is pregnant! ! !
These words were like cold water splashing into hot oil, and everyone in the sect immediately exploded. My master, who always looked down upon all sentient beings with a paralyzed face, suddenly had blood-red eyes. He grabbed my wrist and asked me with a ferocious expression who the child was.
Looking at his face as if he had been cuckolded by his wife, my brain was spinning rapidly trying to figure out how to answer this question——
"It's mine!" Three male voices sounded at the same time.
My senior brother, junior brother, and the young master of the demon world all stood up and glared at each other?
The scene was eerily quiet at the moment.
Me: "..."
Haha, it's so lively... Haha, everyone loves to join in the fun...
There are always many people who want to be the father of my baby!
World 3: The terrifying apocalyptic superpower Long Aotian (crossed out, actually the mother of monsters)
World 4: Long Aotian, the top A of abo interstellar (crossed out, is actually the same body as ao)
The small world is full of life and has a bad taste. Shou is the handsome and beautiful kind. The main text is in the third person. The attackers are not sliced. The shou and the attackers travel through the book from beginning to end. Each world is written in a state of amnesia.
Purpose: live a good life
Reader comments
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