Can Cats Become Japanese Police Officers?
猫咪能成为日本公安吗
by Paramecium Does Not Eat Grass (草履虫不吃草)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 6k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 8mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeOther Fanfiction
- POVOther
- Age13+
- Detective Conan
- Shounen Manga
Synopsis
*First person entertainment oriented, confusing word order, please pay attention to lightning protection *Logic is dead, no need to go into details *The essence is the center of the scenery A long time ago, there was a cat demon who liked humans very much So it picked up a human cub. What? Cat-eyed human pup? Mine! After successfully sneaking into the cub's house, I realized that I seemed to have encountered a big bad luck god... A big bad luck god in the whole family. Why is such a large family with perfect merits and virtues so angry with death? The black energy is about to leak out! Hey! The cat is a responsible cat. Since he has decided to raise a human cub well, the cub's family is also under its control, so the cat patted the cub on the shoulder sadly. : Although it's a bit troublesome, I will protect you! Zhu Fu Jingguang, who had an inexplicable cat paw on his shoulder:? ————————— Zhu Fu Jingguang picked up a cat when he was a child... The cat god. After Mao Mao punched the trafficker and kicked Wai Shouichi, he was no longer surprised to hear Mao Mao speak. Cat Demon: Trying to Explain Xiaojing: I know that I am the chosen one and I am destined to be a partner of justice! (Make a fist Cat Demon: ... Yes, you are the Chosen One (Seriously) After moving to Tokyo, Kofutani pointed at the vertically ascending cat and shouted, "Hiro, your cat can fly!!!" Xiao Jing, who has been used to it since childhood: "Isn't it normal for cats to go up to the sky and into the ground? My cat can also do backflips!" Xiao Fenggu couldn't sleep at night after his world view was shattered. In the middle of the night, he secretly got up and called his father who was on a business trip: "Dad, I want a puppy that can fly and do backflips." Fang Gu's father:? ————————— Scene one: There was a craze for feeding cats in the police academy. Passerby A: "Did you know? As long as you bring delicious food to the Cat God, it will fulfill any of your wishes!" Passerby B: "Really or fake?" Passerby A: "Jianggu from the next class takes food from the God of Cooking Zhufu to offer to him every day to make wishes and get first place in the exam every time!" Passerby B: "That's because he is the chief! And what's going on with the God of Cooking?" Zhu Fu Jingguang touched the cat that had followed him to the police academy and asked, "Where did this rumor come from?" Cat: "You have to ask your little boy... Who made him say something like "I want to be first" every time he comes to feed?" ————————— Scene two: Tokyo has been without bombs for a long time, and Hagiwara Matsuda is so bored at home that he is about to grow mushrooms. Hagiwara looked at the cat that was fostered with them at the same time: "Can you ask the bomb criminals where the rumor that 'whoever drops a bomb in Tokyo will be scratched by a cat the next day' comes from?" Maomao whistled guiltily: Don't ask me, I don't know anything! Matsuda said quietly: "Cats can't whistle..." ————————— Scene three: Every day, Lai sees his partner getting up early in the morning and making cat rice. Ley: "I really didn't expect the members of this organization to have the leisure to do such a thing." Scotland: "My cat is very powerful. He can do backflips." Rai: "... Ho." Until on the rooftop, Rai saw the defected undercover Scotland, who was about to commit suicide. His cat rushed out with a backflip, kicked away the pistol, opened his mouth, and severely punished Scotland. Rai: "... Ho!" ————————— Scene four: Gin once scoffed at the idea of keeping cats in Scotland. Until he discovered that the organization's good young talent was a traitor, Top Killer looked at Scotland's omnipotent cat: ... Mine. The cat demon, who was commanded by Gin to sneak into the target's home to peek at the password and steal the USB flash drive, successfully committed the crime and then made a copy and sent it to the anonymous Zhu Fu Jingguang. Cat Demon: Now you can be promoted to the Metropolitan Police Department! Zhu Fu Jingguang: Why are you so persistent in my promotion? Cat Demon: Because you are the chosen one! Be a partner of justice. Jing Guang, who was forced to listen to his own dark history: Okay, okay, stop talking about it! ! On the other side, Gin was forced to reveal the organization's secrets and was suspected by the boss: Which mouse is it? ! Don't let me catch you! ————————— Cat Demon: After saving this one, save that one, after saving that one, save this one! The essence is that in the center of the scene (emphasis again), the cat's perspective and the scene light perspective are half-open. There is no CP at all but it is just CB, but it is a mess. The protagonist cat has more affection for Jingguang. The perspective of cat demons is quite different from that of humans. Text: Cat demons rarely change into human form. Intention: Give Zhu Fu Jingguang a complete and happy life!