Salted Fish, What Are You Doing?

Jiang Yu, a social beast, transforms into a powerful nine-thousand-year-old man. According to the original work, he will be executed by Ling Chi three years later. He decided to lie down comfortably before he died. So—— Interrogating enemy spies? He asked people to submit a 10,000-word ideological report. Manage the east and west factories? He implemented weekend breaks and performance appraisals. Dealing with party disputes in the court? He skillfully used the blame-shifting skills and threw them all to his arch-rival King Jing. He just wants to survive in peace and quiet until the plot kills and retire with honor. But the spy he tortured became his number one fan. The East and West factories regarded him as his only master. Prince Jing, who regarded him as his mortal enemy, looked at him more and more wrongly. Finally one day, Prince Jing, who had two dark circles under his eyes, came to his house, threw the zhezi he had just packed in the morning in front of him, and asked sullenly, "Jiang Yu, what on earth do you want to do?!" —— The lifelong enemy of Prince Jing Xiao Heng was the vicious and brutal nine thousand year old Jiang Yu. He vowed to kill it with his own hands. But recently, the traitor has become extremely weird. In a major corruption case, he even threw people and money to himself to handle. After being assassinated by a dead soldier, he asked someone to write 10,000 words of thoughts and feelings. Even... When he bumped into him in the Royal Garden, he turned around and walked away with his head down, pretending not to notice, muttering "Don't disturb me after get off work". The fatal blow planned by Xiao Heng seemed to have been smashed into cotton. He couldn't bear it anymore and blocked the person in the check-in room: "What on earth do you want to do?!" The nine-thousand-year-old man who held all the power in the world huddled in his mink fur, hesitated for a long time, and whispered: "... Um, can I apply for early retirement?" Xiao Heng:? Intention: Hard work will pay off