◇◇I'm dying.
Before I died, I remembered the joke I made with my friends when I was young, dragging my suitcase to Gotham.
Back then, he said: You will definitely be able to do something great when you come to Gotham.
Me: Why would I go to Gotham to live well? Just wait until I'm about to die.
Later, he angrily asked me: I asked you to fuck Gotham, not me! Forget it, why don't you go fuck the bat? !
Me: Are you... Not a vigilante?
Him: That was ten years ago! I stopped being a vigilante a long time ago! !
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Parrikar is an alien.
The biological life span of planet PN43 is short, only 21 years in Earth time. When they die, they turn into wind and water, nourishing the soil that nurtures the next generation.
But there are exceptions.
As long as they do one thing, their life span can be extended and equal to their fate.
Jason made up his mind and asked: What needs to be done? Get true love?
Parika: No, it's the ruling planet. When we reach adulthood, we will leave our home planet and conquer other planets.
Jason: Then you should wait to die!
Parika: In fact, ruling a city can barely last for a few years, such as this Gotham...
Jason: Don't even think about it.
Parika: So stingy!
A few minutes later.
Jason: Are we going to rule Gotham?
◇Reading Matters◇
1. Jason × Parrikar, during the reading process, you will find a lot of jokes and deviations caused by information asymmetry, as well as other CP combinations that are all misunderstandings.
2. The text is in the third person. The protagonist loves to talk nonsense and be harsh, such as the following↓↓
Parika: I am a Feng Shui master.
Passerby: Master, can you show me the Feng Shui of the house?
Parika: No, I mean I am a master of wind magic and water magic. : D
Clark: You're flying.
Parrikar: No, it's just the wind that's holding me up. This is geophysics.
Clark: But you're flying.
Parika: I swear I didn't!
Clark: So what are you doing at 20,000 feet?
Parika: I'm talking to you. : D
Intention: Live towards death, have a positive attitude towards life
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Suddenly I found that they were both sweet horses and fell from the sky.
In two days, the whole of Gotham will know that Red Hood and Forest are in love, and the two parties are still working on their secret identities.
The mines are coming! Author, please accept it!
A new day! New nutrient solution! Come on, code!
No one will come
Come on, code word, enough nutrient solution!
[Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw] Ask me how deeply I love you, the nutrient solution represents my heart~
[Cat Claw]
The nutrient solution has been delivered, please remember to replenish energy~
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
The author has great brainstorming skills, come and grab a bottle of nutrient solution and continue your brainstorming~
The nutrient solution has been filled with the "code word energy tank", please start the update!
Don't stop typing, I'm here with nutrient solution supplies!
Nutrient solution signal has been detected in the code word area, please pay close attention to checking.
Snort! ! Look, since you work so hard to update, I'll give you more nutrient solution! Yes, come on! ! !
Ding ding ding, your nutrient solution has arrived, please update to check!
If you irrigate the plant with nutrient solution, will it grow a million-dollar plant? !
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