As soon as I opened my eyes, I was reborn in the world of cultivation and became a cub of the Kirin Holy Beast with the highest bloodline.
The script of Heaven's Way shines brightly in my mind: Lie down and wait until you reach adulthood to serve as a mount for the Supreme Being of Humanity. This will be the peak of your animal life!
I raised my claws and tore up the script on the spot.
"Either let me be the ancestor, or I'll let you be the specimen - I will write these rules myself."
From now on——
The demon king was torn apart by my claws, the demon king was swept away by my tail, and the ghost emperor took a detour when he saw it.
The Shinto master begged me to sign a contract with his godhead in his hands, the Buddha broke my precepts and stained my blood, and the Insect Lord brought the entire Zerg tribe as a betrothal gift (?)
Until that day, four men standing at the pinnacle of the Eight Paths cornered me in a corner:
The Supreme Humanity, Dao Chen, pointed at the mountains and rivers with his sword, his eyes gentle but undercurrent of paranoia: "Make a contract with me, and I will promise you fireworks in the world, and we will protect each other forever." - A dad on the surface, a yandere on the outside, tracing the contours of my sleep every night.
The master of the demonic path, Yan Ci, had one soul and two bodies, and the abyss loomed between his chuckles: "My position as the queen of the devil is much more noble than my mount." - In front of others, I act like a king, but behind others, I am a loveless baby fish that quietly wraps around my tail for fear of being left behind.
The master of Shinto, Heng, lowered his eyes and picked up the flowers. His divinity was indifferent but his words were astonishing: "You promised to accompany me to bask in the stars yesterday, have you forgotten?" - The supreme god of time, who is confused every day due to confused memory, can only remember all the fragments about me.
The Lord of the Insect Dao, Xiao Huaiyu, took out a yellowed but well-preserved piece of paper from his arms, and unfolded it carefully: "They prepared a crown and a temple for you... But I still have the note you gave me back then saying 'Please drink milk tea after school'."
Intention: Mount? No. I am the ultimate party they are vying to contract with