Xie Zhaofan, the most outrageous assassin in Yeyu Tower - the "Meiyu" class, has the lowest mission success rate and has countless targets for his anger.
Talk before poisoning, write an apology letter if the assassination failed, and completely trample on the building's motto of "killing without being visible".
After being expelled from the entire assassin circle, he received the ultimate mission: to assassinate the martial arts leader Shen Bulian.
Then he climbed over the window, ate her sweet-scented osmanthus cake, sat in her boudoir, waited for her to come back, and spoke the first sentence:
"Leader, are you in need of a waiter? Someone who can sweep the floor, complain, and add sugar to the assassin's tea."
Shen Bulian, who took charge of the martial arts world at the age of twenty-three, is the master of a generation and is recognized as the "fixed star" in the world.
Reason told her to throw this person out.
But looking at the "broken can broken" light in his eyes, she remembered herself three years ago.
"Servant, one month probation." She threw the broom, "Three cents a month, including food and accommodation."
"Three rules: don't leave the house, don't cause trouble, don't lie."
From then on, the world exploded——
Ye Yulou was furious and came out to clean up the house.
Famous and upright people jointly signed a letter: "If we don't get rid of this son, the trend will fail!"
Even wild dogs on the roadside would bark a lot when they saw him.
Xie Zhaofan squatted on the roof of the alliance leader's house and gnawed an apple: "The person who annoys me can circle the world three times."
Shen Bulian was watering the flowers in the courtyard without raising her head: "Then let them continue to line up."
When "Yu Luo Wuhen" meets "I Want to Have Sound",
When the "Public Enemy" is stamped and certified by the "Martial Arts Leader"——
This story is about a very annoying person and the only person who doesn't find him annoying.
"Thank you for bothering me, why do you always add sugar to your tea?"
"Because we have had enough hard times, Alliance Leader."
"... From now on, I'll give you double portions of the tea in the Alliance Leader's Mansion."
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Purpose: To be the most unreliable assassin in history, who is picked up and raised by the most reliable leader in history.