Maludunzi and His Thin Dog Friend

Lu Nan, a street kid who became a spirit, ran away in the middle of the night because he refused to be moved to the door of a public toilet. He quietly followed a drunkard, trying to turn him into his contractor to prevent him from being caught again and shouldering the responsibility of guarding the toilet. Of course, there are benefits to signing a contract with him. His contractor will be extremely powerful! ! ! * Mingjue, a professional actor, is also the unlucky guy who was followed by Shi Dunzi in the middle of the night. But Mingjue was not annoyed at being forcibly formed a contract. ——He is a famous thin dog actor. "Which male celebrity gets sunburned under the sun in the summer with an umbrella??" "He is weak even if he holds a hammer. Where is his masculinity?" Mingjue, who can swing a large truck with one hand after forming a contract: Hahahahahahaha Who is the thin dog? ! It's not him anyway! ! * Then these two guys suddenly discovered that they were actually living in an ancient bloody sadistic novel. Defaults to the system's path: six points. In the original book, the weak little white flower, the substitute canary, the protagonist who was raped and robbed, Mingjue:? ? ? Who do you think is the sufferer? Lu Nan: You. (Indifferent) Seeing Mingjue's miserable death, Lu Nan felt compassion and decided to help him. But no one said the plot would turn out like this. Lu Nan held the novel and fell into deep thought. —— Boss Ba grabbed Mingjue's chin and said sternly: "Be my lover and your mother's illness will be cured." Mingjue then turned his head. There was a "click". The boss's thumb was bent at a weird ninety degrees. Boss Ba:? Did you break my hand with your chin? —— The villain stole the jack from the car and used a little trick to cause the car to get a flat tire halfway. The crowd was all anxious. When he was at a loss, Mingjue stepped forward and said, "I'll do it!" Then he lifted the buggy with one finger. Everyone:? Shocked, the humanoid Wheeljack. —— Variety show mountain climbing. The male supporting actor looked at Mingjue affectionately: "If you can't crawl, I can carry you." Mingjue, who had drawn the vendor task card, was walking as fast as he could while carrying a pole filled with mineral water, looking at him doubtfully. The meaning is obvious: Do you want to carry it for me? Male supporting actor:? You are weak and I am weak? —— Later, Mingjue invited Lu Nan to a friendship variety show. "I think this plot is trying to trick me." Lu Nan said with a serious face, "Nothing is right." "I think so too." Mingjue pulled Lu Nan, fearing that this guy wouldn't look at the road and bumped into the flower bed again. Lu Nan opened the comment section of the novel: "Hey, Mingjue, there are some of your articles here... What does 4p mean?" Mingjue pinched Lu Nan's face and said, "Xiao Shidun can't look at these things." "Oh." Lu Nan responded, "Then what does it mean to always suffer..." "Lu! Nan!" "Oh." ———————————————————— Relaxing and fun articles The theoretical teacher often watches dramas and complains about the bad-hearted Shi Dunshou x sunny and cheerful brain circuit Qingqi Mingsao actors attack 1v1 sc he Note (highlighted): ①It is extremely powerful to attack fake thin dogs. ② In the later stages of pregnancy, he will turn into a human, a cute little silver-haired stone pier. ③The plot of Shona is just a novel! What happened inside never happened. The only thing Mingjue and Gong in the plot resemble is their names! ! ! (Including the face is different) ④The protagonist and supporting characters are all too abstract, and none of them are normal people. ⑤Don't attack! ! ! Mingjue is a handsome attacker who is 1.9 Meters tall! ! Purpose: When getting along with good friends, you should pay attention to tacit understanding