"Auntie, which one do you want to hear first, bad news or good news?"
"Bad news."
"Your son is kind of dead."
"My son is tall, in his early twenties, and strong. Apart from being a bit hasty, he can eat, drink, jump, and jump. How can he still be a little bit dead?"
"The good news is that your son is not all dead yet."
"Gui Cha, if you're not good at talking, we don't have to say anything."
"No, no, no, it's like this. You did good deeds and accumulated merit while you were alive. Shangfeng said that you can keep your merits for your son. However, something went wrong. Your son is now, ahem, a... Sea... Otter."
"Speak louder, what is he now?"
"Sea otter..."
"Sea otter... Sea otter? We live by a river, not by the sea! Did you go to the sea for my son?!"
"Don't worry, auntie, he's not in the sea. His favorite game is Jian Wang San! He's playing there..."
"Don't keep your voice lower and lower, be so generous! I know Jian Wang San, I took him to play with him. Please speak louder, what is my son doing in Jian Wang San?"
"Be a follower to others..."
"..."
"Auntie, please don't be silent. I'm afraid. Please listen to my explanation. I originally wanted to find a place in the world that is tied to him to temporarily store his soul. Who knew that as soon as I sucked the soul out, it was sucked away over there? It's faster than I can kneel down in JJC!"
"Why don't you submit an article? The theme is: How much trouble can one person get into at work?"
"I promise that this matter will get back on track soon! Real aunt, for real!"
Mission: Kindness will always win rewards. May we all have the courage to be kind.