After Slandering the Scumbag, Use the Software to Go on a Blind Date to Catch the Orange Cat

[Column advance collection: "Survival on a Bug Star, There's Something Wrong About That Big Boss" is high in salt and sweet, a loyal dog's solitary attack coupled with an honest and upright career sufferer. The interstellar duo is high-energy throughout. The full text is 200,000 words long and can be collected with confidence. The craziest thing Xia Yusen has ever done in his life: In the middle of the night, he brought a bucket of ice water and poured cold water on the scumbag who had been cheating on him for a year, and used the loudspeaker to break the big scandal of "five seconds in his bed". My best friend slapped the table and laughed wildly: "Well done! Let's go have hot pot to celebrate you being single again!" After three rounds of drinking, his best friend criticized the blind date app in front of him: "Hurry up and get on board. I'll help you catch a guy who's ten times more handsome than the scumbag!" Xia Yusen registered an account half-heartedly, and encountered "abdominal pork models" and "philosophical literary youth models" one after another... No, how come one is weirder than the other... Just when he thought all the good men were dead, Mr. Orange Cat sent a message: "Little brother, the strawberry illustration you drew is cuter than my little Orange's cat food." Later, Xia Yusen found out that this handsome guy who didn't even have a profile picture not only knew how to make strawberry cookies, but he also carried a big, plump orange in his arms. And, a face that is a hundred times more beautiful than the scumbag. —— A designer from Fuzhou University studied abroad for five years. He returned to China for his first love, Pi Pianpian, and wanted to meet his parents. However, his first love told him that his father did not agree! Okay, I don't answer the phone, vx is blocked, my first love Tmd got married to the girl? Designer Fu is completely emo now, his younger brother is so deceptive! I thought things would come to an end. As a result, I met a young man on a dating app who liked strawberries. The more I looked at his profile picture, the more he looked like his first love. Click to enlarge, except it's not curly, it's the same everywhere! Oh my god, God has eyes. One person left, and another one came. This is definitely the red thread pulled by Grandpa Yue. Pamper me, pamper me to death! Shen Zhiyan, don't think there is only one Shen Zhiyan in the world! Wanwan Leiqing is more obedient and well-behaved than you. I really love her. —— Small theater: The scumbag (came to the door in embarrassment): "Sensen, I know I was wrong. Can we get back together?" Xia Yusen (holding the orange cat, with the handsome Fu Xingci standing behind him): "Sorry, I like people who can lift strawberry cakes, not irons. By the way, you don't need to know how long he can last in bed." Fu Xingci (rubbing Xia Yusen's hair): "Don't talk nonsense to irrelevant people. The strawberry cake is getting cold." Orange cat (sounding "meow" in cooperation): "Meow~" Purpose: Keep struggling in youth, and move forward bravely to be your most shining self