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- ThemeLove
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Hilarious
- Matriarchal World
Synopsis
"Love, baby, mommy hugs~" Ai Ran rushed towards me suddenly. I moved away and said disgustedly: "Stay away from me!!" He grabbed the corner of my clothes without giving up: "Ugh... When my daughter grows up, she won't want a mommy anymore." Yes, the man in front of me who is 21 years older than me and calls himself "Mommy" is my guardian. I was brought to this home by him from the orphanage fourteen years ago. As for the title "Mommy", well, I have to talk about the first time I met him fourteen years ago. The dean's grandma pulled my salesman up to him. This man had a petite figure, slender fingers, and delicate facial features, but his nose was filled with tears... Making my face wet and sticky. So I frowned and said something I deeply regretted: "Mommy, don't cry anymore." God is my witness, I just didn't want to be stained by his snot and tears. Of course, I dislocated my jaw when I found out that Ayran was a man. Why does a big man have the face and mouth of a woman? Since then, Ai Ran has become my dear mommy. Because when the mother-in-law, with a look of astonishment on her face and her mouth twitching, said in her heart that there was no distinction between boys and girls in this child, Ai Ran was already crying and laughing, holding my little hand and walking out of the orphanage. From a distance, I could hear him happily saying things like "Mommy will buy you candy." The dean's grandma couldn't help but burst into tears... Was she moved by the affection between us? No! She was just happy that I, the "king of the courtyard," was finally taken away. Thinking about my "records" of robbing people for food when I was three years old, and beating up a fat guy who was two years older than me when I was four years old, well, I really have the qualities to be the boss. Several children, headed by Fatty, stood at the door of the orphanage with tears streaming down their faces to see me off. Well, I guess these children are full of reluctance on the surface, but in fact they are happy in their hearts. Those who looked forward to the stars and the moon finally looked forward to the liberation of millions of serfs. Okay, that's too far off topic. After I came to Ai Ran's house from the orphanage, I had a name of my own - Ai Ai. As a motherly-loving mother, she probably thought that I was too deprived of love during the four years I spent in the orphanage. It has been fourteen years since then. Today is my eighteenth birthday. I took the "Love Mommy's Special Jasmine Lemon Tea" handed over to my lips and took a sip. Then I saw Mommy walking behind me with ill intentions. I turned to look at him alertly and asked, "What do you want to do again?" I saw him looking left and right, and said mysteriously: "My dear, look, today is your birthday." "Huh?" "Mommy has prepared a small gift for you." "Yeah. "Um..." I calmly put the "Love Mommy's Special Jasmine Lemon Tea" into my mouth, and he leaned into my ear and continued: "I have the complete DVD animation of "Comic Comics" on the CD as a birthday gift, so let me play with your wii for a week!" The next moment, half of the "Love Mommy's Special Jasmine Lemon Tea" in my mouth was sprayed out, and the remaining half... Choked in my trachea! I coughed violently, but I just felt powerless. I felt that the sweetness in my throat could not be coughed out! I closed my eyes and tried my best to suck the milk. Oh no, I didn't seem to have sucked the milk. No matter how much, I forcefully shook out the sweet liquid. Slowly opening my eyes, a wall of earth stood in front of me... No! Earth wall? ! Close your eyes again, open your eyes again... The earthen wall doesn't move at all. (Nonsense, nothing will happen if the earthen wall moves.) Uh... I must be dreaming. Right! Must be dreaming! After comforting myself in my heart, I turned my head and started to observe the scenery around the earth wall - then I saw a strange cosplay of an ancient man walking towards me... Nani? ! ! Costume? ! Could it be that he has traveled through time? No way! I obviously choked on my mommy's tea... Could it be that I, Ai Ai, choked to death on the "loving mommy's special jasmine lemon tea"? ! He also traveled through time inexplicably... Wait, that's not necessarily the case yet, just ask that weird guy. "That..." Nani? ! ! This, what's going on with this immature child's voice! ! The weird squid looked at me on the ground, and then shouted into the room: "My lord, this girl is vomiting blood!" What? Vomiting blood? I looked at the earthen wall I was facing just now, and there seemed to be a small pool of blood underneath. So... I really traveled through time, right? The tea I was supposed to cough up turned into a pool of blood, and my voice changed... But why, other people could lie comfortably on the bed in time travel, with little maids waiting on them, but I was sitting on the ground with my limbs tied, facing the strange sorghum and the earthen wall! And, most importantly, why did you turn me, an eighteen-year-old adult, into a childish child? Before I could wait to accept the serious fact that I had crossed over, the sounds of killing seemed to come from the other side of the earthen wall. A little man came in and shouted: "Your Majesty! The people from Susha Mansion are here! Should we...?" He was obviously asking the people in the room. "Evacuate." The voice of the person in the room was cold. The little man looked at me in the corner and asked, "What about this little girl...?" "Don't worry about it." The people in the room were still very indifferent. "Yes, my lord." After the little man answered, he rushed back to the battlefield. I cursed in my heart, this girl didn't even think about running away if she couldn't beat her, she actually left me alone, I'm going away! Just run, run, I hope you trip over the threshold and break your head! . "Touch."... A muffled groan, and the person in the house really told me that he stepped on the threshold when he left the house. When he raised his head and looked at me with a full expression on his face, I was dumbfounded. This iceberg, even though it was badly beaten, had an excellent appearance. It's just that there is no end in sight in the deep eyes, and coldness pours out every moment, like a thousand-year-old iceberg. His eyebrows twitched slightly, then he immediately stood up and left. Immediately afterwards, a large number of people entered the small courtyard and rushed towards me in a dark crowd! I don't want to die! I... I... Then I started to squeeze my tears desperately. These people would never do anything to a poor child. And just when I was brewing my feelings and preparing to cry, make a fuss, and hang myself, the two leaders of the dark brigade ran towards me with tears streaming down their faces and full of excitement. Judging from their tearful eyes, they didn't mean to take my life. The slightly shorter man hugged me directly and said excitedly: "Jue'er, my Jue'er, fortunately you are okay." Jue'er? Looking at this man, he should be in his mid-twenties... Could it be that I am still a child bride? OH NO! The taller man gently untied the ropes that bound my hands and feet and said, "Jue, you are not allowed to run around anymore, make it easier for dad and brother to find you." Daddy? Elder brother? If this man who is less than 1.85 Meters tall is my brother, I can still believe it, but... Why does it seem that there is not much age difference between this brother and my father! ? I feel a little dizzy. The eyebrows are knitted into the Chinese character "Sichuan". If Mommy frowns like this, I will definitely hold up a piece of A4 paper with both hands and sandwich it between the folds, and laugh to my heart's content! But now I am not in the mood to laugh. Mommy's smiling face appears in my mind, the fragrance overflowing from the "Love Mommy Special Tea Series" emerges, and all the things that seem to disappear in front of me in an instant... Give me back my mommy! Give me "Rihe" back! Give me back my wii! "I want to go home!!!" After the majestic voice pierced the sky, I fell into a coma. Maybe when you wake up, everything can be reset.