
When Xianyu Social Animals Are Bound to the Heart-Throb Employee System
当咸鱼社畜绑定万人迷职工系统
by Traveler and Cat (旅人和猫)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The full text is saved and collected in advance, and the cover is changed from time to time. If you like it, you can add it to your favorites and open it when you save 200~] [The serious and funny coward Bai Shihan Bai Shihan was a salted fish in his previous life. After being squeezed by the 007 company and dying suddenly, he passed into an ancient tyrant's article and was bound to a heart-throb employee system. The system said: Do you want an easy and high-paying job? Bai Shihan's eyes lit up and he thought! System: Then choose one of the following jobs to do. A. Boss Ba's assistant B. Top broker C. The person in charge of the image of a music singer Bai Shihan looked at A, the shortest option, and said without hesitation: I choose A! Opening his eyes again, Bai Shihan looked at the furious boss: If she can't be saved within five seconds, you all will be buried with her! Amidst the echoes of "Five Not Dead", Bo Shihan flicked his tie and said, "I quit!" Bai Shihan: System, I want to load the file and start again. This time I choose B! When he opened his eyes again, Bai Shihan's eyes darkened as he looked at the top celebrities with scandals and bed photos everywhere on the Internet. Bai Shihan: System, try again, choose C! When he opened his eyes again, Bo Shihan fainted when he looked at the popular singer caught in the plagiarism scandal. The way I opened it must be wrong! * Bai Shihan read and reopened the file many times, and found that the person who had been thinking about him was actually the rumored prince-Yu Wenjin. Yu Wenjin, in the novel, single-handedly controls the entire business empire and is also the prince in charge of the lifeblood of City A. When he stamps his foot, the whole City of A shakes. At the cocktail party, Boss Ba shook his red wine glass, Assistant, why are you here? The top guy had a smile on his face. Is it really easy for me to find an agent? The singer frowned, Brother Bo, where have you been? Bai Shihan felt guilty and wanted to run away, but Yu Wenjin grabbed his hand and took him away. Until he was pressed in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, Bai Shihan looked at the person in front of him with unsteady breath, and laughed angrily. Yu Wenjin: Assistant to the president, agent, Brother Bo, huh? Bai Shihan: Listen to my quibbles... The moment the kiss fell, he finally realized: he was out of touch, and he should have run away just now. * Yu Wenjin lived smoothly for more than twenty years, but on her 25th birthday, she met her lifelong nemesis. As soon as he appeared, he knocked over a cake worth tens of thousands of dollars to the ground, stuffed five hundred yuan into his arms, left an embarrassed word, and ran away. Yu Wenjin laughed angrily when she looked at the cream all over her haute couture suit and the five red banknotes. What's even more interesting is that when he met his nemesis for the second time, he found that he could actually hear his voice. At the meeting, the boss was speaking passionately about the grand ambitions of the project, while the nemesis was in a daze: Why hasn't he finished speaking yet, and when will he be able to get off work. After Boss Ba signed the contract, Bai Shihan, who looked serious on the outside, burst into laughter: Great, another day has passed, and here I come! After the meeting, Yu Wenjin knocked on the table, asked the person to stay, and said, "Bosuke, do you have a dog?" Bai Shihan shook his head and said calmly: "I raise cats." It was not until later that Yu Wenjin saw the pet named Wangwang with his own eyes at Bai Shihan's house. …That's an electric robotic simulation cat. Yu Wenjin asked curiously: "Why don't you just raise a real one?" Bai Shihan looked serious: "The living creatures I raise will die as long as they are raised." Yu Wenjin looked at herself. She was wearing Bai Shihan's pajamas, holding his mobile phone in her hand, and eating fruit from his house: How could this not be considered as being raised by him? Will I also be classified as a "living creature to be raised"? Why do I suddenly feel a little cold on my back? Yu Wenjin: "... I suddenly felt that I could save him a little more." Small theater: One day, Yu Wenjin finally couldn't help but ask: "What did you mean when you stuffed five hundred yuan into my arms?" Bai Shihan said confidently: "I will compensate you for the cake. The more you pay, the less compensation you will receive." Yu Wenjin: "... That cake costs 70,000 yuan." Bai Shihan was silent for three seconds and took back five hundred from his pocket. "It's only five hundred. If you don't want it, give it back to me." Yu Wenjin helplessly held up her forehead: This time she really failed. Essentially, it is a sweet, light-hearted and funny piece of literature, some of the lousy literature that comes from migrant workers. Reading instructions: 1. All the characters involved in the article have no prototypes. Some sentences are taken from the Internet. The details will be marked in the author's words. 2. Relaxed, everyday, funny, cool, sweet, and atypical heartthrob. It mainly focuses on an exaggeration. If you feel uncomfortable, please exit in time. 3. Shou's relationship with other people is just a working relationship and no ambiguity is involved. 4.1V1, double c, mutual favor, double arrows are super thick 5. The copy was written on November 30, 2025, and has been screenshotted and archived. Concept: Salted fish also have great dreams

