Funny cookies~picking up cell phone literature
Poor, aloof, sultry school beauty
Hua Qi Zhao from University A has just finished a class and must rush to another campus within twenty minutes. But they bumped into someone at the corner, and they both fell to the ground.
She touched the tip of her severely injured nose and made eye contact with the person opposite who was holding his forehead and screaming.
It was actually her nemesis.
"What are you looking at, you damn poor guy! Get out of the way!"
The delicate and willful eldest lady stood up and patted the tailored little fragrant dress, carrying the Gucci bag in her hand, threatening Qi Zhao who was blocking the way, and shook the bag in her hand.
"If you don't get out of the way, I'll make you pay."
Qi Zhao, who had sold all his belongings and could not afford a bag strap, wisely stepped out of the way. The next second, he saw the man's cell phone flying from the bag into the grass.
The man didn't realize it yet, snorted arrogantly, stepped on his small high heels and walked away with an elegant pace, leaving only a scent of fragrance.
Qi Zhao stepped forward to pick up the phone, and the screen lit up in time.
I was stunned when I saw the screensaver. It was me who was reading in the library the week before.
She experimented, and after casually entering her birthday number, her phone unlocked.
…
Interesting.
*
Later.
In the private studio, Yu Tingtang's eyes were red and misty. She was trembling and pressed on the drawing board. She watched the man who didn't know the slightest painting skills pick up a pen and dip it in water, pretending to paint on his body.
As she painted it, she recited the quotes she quietly left in the campus forum when she was young and ignorant.
"My sister's legs are not legs, they are spring water tripped by the Seine."
"My sister's back is not a back, but a Bulgarian rose."
"Sister's hand is not a hand, it is a weeping willow on the bank of Cambridge."
"Sister, sister, check my academic qualifications."
Yu Tingtang was ashamed and angry: "... Stop, shut up! Stop reading, stop reading!!!"
Reading guide:
1. The copy was recorded on November 29, 2025, and has been screenshotted and saved.
2. Catching bugs is welcome, but writing guidance is rejected.
3. Add more as you think of it.
Purpose: Be honest in life
