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People are cruel and talk less and are cold and cold × People are slanderous and talk more and are serious After changing seats, my friend felt that Ning Xiangchu was weird. Specifically, he was no longer a profligate person, and his words were no longer coquettish. Compared with before, he was extremely well-behaved. A friend asked: "You've been acting weird lately." Ning Xiangchu didn't raise his eyes: "It's the courtship period, please understand." Friend: "???" As we all know, physical examination is the lifelong enemy of students Ning Xiangchu has been in the world for more than ten years, and he has been in the halls and kitchens. He is good at literature and martial arts, and has extraordinary skills, but he was defeated here. To be precise, it is the seated forward bend, which tests flexibility. At the physical examination site, Ning Xiangchu chatted with his friends for a long time, his waist was almost twisted into a knot, and his fingertips could not reach the tips of his shoes. He was a little impatient and glanced at a figure from the corner of his eye, muttering: "I'm not bendy enough." ——As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Ting, who had registered his grades, stood in front of him. He hurriedly added: "I'm talking about the waist." Shen Ting nodded: "It's quite curved." At the New Year's Day party, Ning submitted a piano performance to Chu, but since he didn't have the talent, others couldn't stand it. He suggested that he play a children's song, "Two Tigers," which was short and could be tolerated by his classmates. He waved his hand and said, "Don't do it. He's not handsome enough." After practicing all night, Ning Xiangchu returned to the dormitory with a sad face, feeling that he had no talent, until he ran to the bathroom, looked at his face in the mirror, and said: "I know, eating soft food is my innate talent!" Then he turned to Shen Ting and issued an invitation to support him. Shen Ting patted him without changing his expression: "Be good and practice more." ———————————————————————— Advance receipt "Lingmen" is also known as "Why should I send my husband away when I move?" After Shen Shuo was left alone by an old Taoist priest, he took the young Taoist priest and bought a very popular one. A sickly man with gentle features also took a fancy to this haunted house. Shen Shuo secretly cursed: There are still people seeking death these days. On the second day after staying in the haunted house, what I saw was the joyful and ghostly Xitang, as well as the ghosts watching eagerly. What are you doing, forced love? The old matchmaker said sadly: "My uncle is so handsome this time. Don't be in a daze. I will wait for you." How can I give my wife as a gift when moving house? Looking at the bride's figure, oh, it's still my husband's wife who I'm giving as a gift. Shen Shuo's brain twitched, and he bowed in a daze. Fortunately, he didn't enter the bridal chamber, but was interrupted by the little tugyoupin, no, the little disciple. The next night, I looked at the people holding quilts blocking the door. Shen Shuo asked, "What are you doing?" Bing Yangzi said warmly: "Sleep." Shen Shuo: "Your house is over there." Bing Yangzi said a little shyly: "Husband and wife should sleep in the same bed." Shen Shuo: "..." Bingyangzi's words were not shocking and he would die: "It's just time to make up for the bridal chamber, please be considerate of your husband." Shen Shuo was speechless. Seeing this, sick Yangzi's pale cheeks turned red: "If you can't do it, I can also..." Shen Shuo's face sank: "I can do it!" Shen Shuo proved himself personally and learned the taste by eating the marrow. Intention: Study hard