Straight Man Long Aotian Was Forced to Practice Hehuan Dao

[Turn on 60% anti-theft] Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the black beauty attacks *Shuangjie; 1V1 mirrorless, all the supporting characters have no romantic entanglements with the protagonist, they are not contradictory, and the young couple sticks closely to each other throughout the whole process. *Violent travel through the book/Unscrupulous system/XP is not very clean/Emotions>plot/Please don't tell me if you abandon the article Chi Du is the male protagonist of a certain male channel Long Aotian's novel. He is handsome and handsome. One day the system went haywire and a crude martial arts novel was inserted into it. System trick: As long as you help the martial arts leader survive to the finale, you can return to the original world. ... The problem is. This martial arts leader named Fang Quetang, although he looks noble, handsome and has outstanding grace, is actually a loser who can get hurt even when driving a stake! Chi Du: No, in the setting of your novel, is the leader of the martial arts alliance chosen based on his face? ! Therefore, Chi Du, who was invincible in talent, had constant adventures, and had the ceiling of combat power, became the personal bodyguard of this idiot leader. Job content: Ensure that the leader of the martial arts league does not die, is not assassinated, is not poisoned, is not bullied by passers-by, and no... Don't touch my waist! Don't bite my ear! Don't press on me! ! ---- A certain instance of the dungeon went bad, and Chi Du was seriously injured. He and Fang Quetang fell off the cliff together and were in danger. In the ancient temple on the barren mountain, Fang Quetang took out the long-lost "Hehuan Jue". "I heard that the fastest way to restore internal strength in the world is to practice Yin and Yang," he said with a wave of eyes, and one hand had already grabbed Chi Du's belt, "Brother Chi is so good to me, don't you disagree?" Chi Du's alarm bell rang loudly and he held down the crumbling trousers: "Wait, wait, Fang Quetang! There are so many Bodhisattvas in this temple watching, we still have a long way to go, so we'd better discuss it from the beginning!" Fang Quetang looked back at the Buddha statues in the ruined temple, and Shi Shiran smiled and said, "It's okay, Brother Chi, those are all Guanyin's statues." Chi Du: "Whose Guanyin is bald?!" After a double cultivation session, except for the slight pain in Chidu's skin drum, the injuries of the two of them were reduced a lot! After two double cultivations, my skills improved greatly! ! After three double cultivations, the magical power has been achieved! ! ! Four, five, six... N times of double cultivation—— Chi Du: "Wait a minute, why didn't I see this posture in the secret book?" Fang Quetang had an innocent look on his face: "Brother Chi, what you said is wrong. When we practice kung fu, we must of course pay attention to drawing inferences from one instance to another. Come on, brother Chi, raise your legs a little higher." ---- Take the pre-collection of "Mermaids are fierce, the boss carries eggs", mermaid x boss, giving birth + laying eggs Ji Aiting is handsome, has a bad temper, is a young CEO, and is the second generation rich man with a net worth of tens of billions. The only hobby in life is fishing. And he has always believed that he is a unique fishing genius. After all, every time he goes to the private waters under his name, he weighs at least a few dozen kilograms and as much as hundreds of kilograms, and he never has the air force. Company executive: "Mr. Ji is having sex again today?" Partner: "Mr. Ji's skills are no better than those of a professional fisherman!" Fishing friend: "Boy, do all the fish in this sea know you?!" Ji Aiting was very calm about this: "It's just talent." Ha. Fishing is easy. · Bieyu is a newly adult mermaid with the most beautiful face and the sharpest teeth. Recently, he got a human boyfriend. My boyfriend is handsome and generous. He comes to the beach to scatter corn for him every day. Bieyu likes to eat corn the most. The boyfriend spreads a handful and he eats a handful. The boyfriend spreads a bucket, and he eats a bucket. My boyfriend burped... Forget it, Bieyu felt very happy. The only thing that bothers the fish is that there are always people who secretly release fish into the sea where they are dating before their boyfriend comes. Bieyu was very angry. Why would any fish dare to snatch the meal given to him by his boyfriend? So he scared all the fish and ran away. · After three months in the Air Force, Ji Ating withdrew from the group of fishing friends with a cold face. That night I carried fifty pounds of corn and went to the sea to make a nest. Emperor Tian lived up to the fishing man. The next day, Ji Aiting's fishing rod suddenly sank hard! Ji Aiting regained his energy and fought hard for twenty minutes before the water surface finally made a splash—— A beautiful silver-blue fish tail broke out of the water. Ji Aiting closed the shot hard! I saw a beautiful half-human, half-fish creature grabbing his shiny fishing line and being pulled in the air by him! Bieyu:%￥*! ——[Hi, wife——] Ji Ating:? ? What! Well, humans and fish can't communicate. · Later, Ji Ating took this "trophy" home, which was enough to avenge his shame. Later, the "trophy" entered a susceptible period. Ji Aiting was pushed into the bed by Bie Yu's neck and refused to look back. No one told him that mermaids would grow two of those things during their susceptible period! ! ! No one told him that the mermaid was sleeping with eggs! ! ! Mission: Strive to be the best in the world