"Do me a favor."
"Say."
"Pretend to be my boyfriend for a day."
"..."
"It only takes one meal, my mother forced me to do it."
"You have found the right person in me."
"?"
"I, Yu Chimiao, a straight man, know best how to play an affectionate boyfriend."
"Don't overact."
"Don't worry, we'll do it professionally and we guarantee your satisfaction. If you're not satisfied, you won't be charged any money."
Intention: Love yourself