
Oh My God, My Husband Is Not a Human Being
咪的天,我老公不是人
by Empty Password (空暗号)
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- Completed
- Length
- 210k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2mo ago
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- JJWXC
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Pre-order "Chiyu Message" for the next edition The full price of a glass of lemonade, not all pirated copies, the copy of this article: [The colorful little sun heroine x the cold and arrogant flower of the high mountain hero] [Short video director x surgeon] Marriage first, love later + secret love + furry + male crush on female + premeditated Chi Li felt that all her bizarre quota in her life had been used up by Zhou Huai. That's right, the cat she adopted unexpectedly turned into the bamboo horse she hadn't seen for many years. Because of his special constitution and in order to avoid his family's pressure to get married, Chi Li was heartbroken and agreed to marry him. - As the youngest surgeon in the hospital, Zhou Huai also wears a model face. In line with the principle of not wasting resources, the dean asked him to serve as a front for the hospital and lead a few intern doctors. At first, the interns were secretly happy that they had been assigned such a handsome teaching doctor, but it turned out that they were still too young. One time an intern wanted to make a joke in front of him to liven up the atmosphere. As a result, Dr. Zhou ignored him at all. He just casually adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked at the information and said without raising his head: "Submit your revised case report tomorrow, but I have to remind you that there is a 99% chance of you being beaten back." He just said a bunch of words that make people die with a face that makes people think. The intern who was about to become a slut finally went crazy and said in a beautiful spirit that he was playing an alphabet game with a hot nerd. But one day, the intern accidentally heard a familiar voice in the corridor. He looked in through the crack in the door. Dr. Zhou, who has always been indifferent to emotions, is currently holding a girl and acting coquettishly, with a sticky tone: "Are you here specifically for me? It doesn't matter if you don't, I'm very happy anyway." Then he saw the girl stroking his back and smoothing his hair as naturally as if she were petting a cat. The interns who witnessed the whole process were completely petrified, and the world view in their minds was being reshaped... - Zhou Huai has always played the role of a qualified husband, and the two of them treat each other with respect. Chi Li thinks this is good, Until one rainy night, her nominal husband put on a pair of cat ears and begged with wet eyes: "Lili, don't leave me alone." Small Theater 1 Chi Li kept pushing him when he wanted to breathe, but Zhou Huai seemed oblivious and still pressed her lips eagerly. After finally pushing him away, he burst into tears. Later, every time Zhou Huai refused to kiss Zhou Huai, he would cry aggrievedly. Chi Li was the most soft-hearted, but the result was that he would eat her up easily. When she opened her eyes in the morning, Chi Li hated the fact that she was on the bed. After being hugged tightly by the person next to her, she swore that she would never be deceived by appearances again next time! Small Theater 2 One day after her marriage, Chi Li was chatting with fans during a live broadcast. As a result, a man with cat ears hugged her from behind. He buried his head in his shoulder and said aggrievedly: "You haven't ignored me for an hour. Do you not like me?" Fans who witnessed the whole process were furious in the live broadcast room. Where did the stray kitten court online [Is this a serious live broadcast? Yeah, the people in the city are so scary] [Stop, stop, stop, the ring on the anchor's hand is the same as his, what should we say when we meet a real couple] [wk, has no one discovered that this handsome guy is the doctor who appeared in a public welfare video that was very popular on the Internet? The comment area became more and more violent, and the number of people in the live broadcast soared. Chi Li quickly ended the live broadcast when he saw something was wrong, pulled Zhou Huai off of him and glared at him. Zhou Huai sat aside obediently, even his ears twitching. Food guide: 1. A woman loves a man (especially when she turns into a cat), but a man is humble during the period of secret love. 2. The man is very clean and only loves the heroine. He feels insecure when he is away from the heroine. In the later stage, he becomes super attached to the heroine. 3. The article contains netizen comments + live broadcast, and the overall content is relaxed and daily-oriented. 4.1V1 SC HE Pre-order for the next volume of "After Cheating Your Immediate Boss's Relationship" Copywriting [A girl who memorizes everything but pretends to be optimistic × a boy who talks hard but tries to conquer himself] Wen Yanqi felt that she was born with bad luck. Her student number has always been the first since she was little. Always stand in the line that moves the slowest. The price of something I had been struggling with for a long time was reduced the next day after I bought it. Even watching the game from the sidelines, one can be accurately hit by flying balls... After being knocked to the ground, Wen Yanqi listened to the noise around him and decisively chose the latter between social death and pretending to be dead. In the infirmary, when Wen Yanqi woke up, he found a stranger next to him. The man had his head lowered, wearing a clean and neat school uniform, with his sleeves folded up, holding a mobile phone in his hand, sliding it around casually. After seeing the person wake up, he raised his eyelids and glanced at her indifferently. Wen Yanqi thought this was the person who had just hit her with a kick. She knew that this was just her bad luck, so in order to prevent the other party from misunderstanding that she was extorting money, she spoke first: "It doesn't matter, I'm fine, you don't have to take responsibility." Lu Yusheng's eyebrows moved when he heard this. He put away his phone, looked up at her upright expression, as if he understood something, and then uttered a few words coldly: "I'm really not responsible." After saying that, he stood up and left. As a result, a post was posted on the campus wall that night looking for the person who was hit today. The words were sincere, polite and heartfelt, the attitude was sincere and every word was sincere. Wen Yanqi, an old man on the subway, looked at his phone: Huh? This guy must be schizophrenic! Later she realized that she seemed to have made a mistake, and this man kept laughing at her! Later, during the intermission, the man walked toward the auditorium against the crowd, stretched out his hand to her with a sullen face, and asked, "Where's my water?" Wen Yanqi looked at the water in his hand, changed the subject, and smiled slyly: "Sorry, I prepared this for your friend∧-∧" The girls on the side who didn't give out any water were still disappointed in their front legs, but their souls of gossip were ignited in their back legs. Lu Yusheng didn't expect that one day he would care about someone so much. He planned to take a look at it, but he didn't want to call again and no one answered. She disappeared, leaving him nothing to say... - Years later, they met again at the company's annual meeting. At that time, Lu Yusheng, as the heir to the Lu family, was tough and unkind after taking over the company. Wen Yanqi met her immediate boss by chance only because she got lucky and won the special prize. Someone noticed something was wrong between the two and asked jokingly: "Did Ms. Wen and your boss know each other before?" Wen Yanqi smiled and shook his head, and said gently and decently, "We are not familiar with each other." - Outside the banquet hall where people and figures mingled, in a private box. Wen Yanqi was pressed hard against the door panel by Lu Yusheng, her hands were caught and unable to move, and she weakly raised her head to accept the man's deepening kiss. Only the intertwined and chaotic sounds of breath could be heard in the hidden space. After an unknown amount of time, Lu Yusheng finally let go of Wen Yanqi. He looked at her panting and heaving breasts and her wet lips, and said harshly: "Is it because you're not familiar with her, or you just don't want to take responsibility after being deceived? Wen Yanqi, if you mess with me, be prepared to be entangled with me for the rest of your life." Reading Guide 1. SC The male protagonist is very clean and the male Durban monitor 2 Before the campus and then the city, the heroine slowly grows up 3. The characters of the male and female protagonists are not perfect, and there is a reason why the female protagonist disappears. Purpose: Love life

"The kitten is full of enthusiasm for this new environment..." This is a big bug for the author~ You can delete some words
Achieving a good relationship should be a meritorious deed. I hope that the eighteen merits will be fulfilled and the next life will go well [Three Flower Cat Head]