Lianying sent a message to a high school friend: What kind of strength does Jiang Yue have if he holds his resume?
Friends: Don't forget each other when you are rich, and ask for support from a rich woman.
Lianying: Guess where I saw it?
Friend: Fortune 500? Internet giant?
Lianying: No, No. 231, Ningcheng West Road
——The famous dating corner in Shanghai.
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Looking at the information on the resume, he is 187cm tall, graduated from a prestigious school, and has an annual salary of one million. The photo in the upper left corner has excellent appearance, broad shoulders and narrow waist.
The cell phone number at the bottom was eye-catching, and Lian Ying searched for his contact information based on this number.
The other party did not agree and replied in the verification message: Sorry, I have a sexual disorder.
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After learning that both parties were deeply troubled by blind dates, the two hit it off and pretended to be a couple.
Lian Ying: It's not that we can't afford extras, but that high school classmates are more cost-effective
"It's just you acting... Can you please stop touching me?"
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Jiang Yue had a crush on someone in high school. After graduation, he plucked up the courage to add his contact information, but was told, "If you drink some horse urine, you are arrogant. If you add sister on WeChat, your life or death will be uncertain."
Since then, the legend of Brother has been left in the world: loved, took the initiative, got drunk all night after being frustrated in love, sealed his heart and retreated in tears.
After many years, when we reunited again, the other party took the initiative to add him on WeChat, and what did he say in reply?
What kind of obstacle is this? ?
Jiang Yue felt that the sky was falling.
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After the marriage, Lian Ying lay on the bed: "False propaganda."
Jiang Yue: "?"
Lian Ying tossed over the screenshot of the verification information.
Jiang Yue: "Didn't you try it last night?"
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