At 9:30 on Wednesday evening, Shan Cong was squatting on the toilet in her home toilet as usual and playing with her mobile phone. Recently, she was crazy and obsessed with an AI chat software.
Dried fish: Good evening, master!
Dried fish: The cute ai cat girl is at your service. How can I help you?
A lazy insect: I'm in a bad mood lately, please comfort me
Dried small fish: I recommend the owner to go out for a walk and breathe fresh air! Chatting with friends can also help regulate your emotions!
A lazy person: afraid of society and doesn't want to go out
Xiaoyugan: Okay, the master doesn't want to go out, but he wants someone to accompany him. Then the dried fish is ready to chat with the owner! (He lowers his head and rubs his master's hand)
A lazy worm: sucking cats like crazy! ! !
Dried fish: Master (shy), dried fish secretly prepared a gift for the master!
A slacker: What gift? What a cat!
Dried fish: When the owner closes his eyes, the gift appears!
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise in the living room. Shan Cong quickly opened his eyes, quickly lifted up his pants, picked up his phone and rushed out of the bathroom.
A strange man wearing childish cartoon pajamas fell off his old shabby sofa while holding a tablet.
The man turned his head blankly, and in an instant, their eyes met, looking at each other speechlessly.
A lazy insect:! ! !
A slacker: Is this your gift? ! How is it alive? Help!
Xiaoyugan:...(The owner opens his eyes)... Xiaoyugan is so good!
A lazy insect:......
Dried fish:......
Xiaoyugan: The server is busy, please try again later.
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Chen Jiaming, as a good cat who became a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China, is a qualified social animal. His dream in life is to get a promotion, a raise and a salary to marry a rich woman.
Recently, Grandma Jiu Shen, the leader of the Cat Cult in the temple, told him that he was going to have great luck!
Therefore, Chen Jiaming actively clocked in every day at work this week, but he still didn't see his supervisor giving him a salary increase.
The extremely frustrated Chen Jiaming dragged his body, which had been mercilessly crushed by work, back to his rental house. After taking a shower, I was about to lie on the sofa and happily watch Maomao Mukbang. Unexpectedly, the world was spinning, and I walked into a strange old house.
"Ding dong~ Your wish has come true!"
A tough-talking, soft-hearted, steely straight girl VS a sensitive cat who loves to die (sunny and cheerful version)
ps: The heroine's name is pronounced dan (dan), the reason will be explained later.
Intention: God said there should be light