"Master, it is recorded in the classics that in order to repay Master's kindness, I should pledge myself to him."
"Which classic book? Bring it and I'll tear it up and paste it on the windows for you."
"Master, I fell while practicing sword practice and was injured. I can't move."
"Oh, then you can lie down. It will protect you from the wind and don't prevent me from enjoying the sun."
"Master, can you be nice to me?"
"None of the dogs I have raised are as useless as you."
Later.
"Master, you are holding my hair down."
"Shut up, if you call me again I will break your legs."
Intention: Love yourself