Pick up a Turtle and Take It Home

Pre-collection of "I did something big!" Just by looking at the title, you can tell that this book is not simple. There is no time travel, no memory, no system, and no cheats! 1. Yan Jiao went to ancient times in one nap, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she went to catch the traitor, and the person she caught was her husband. Well, in ancient times, she should be called husband. I am clearly a BBW in the prime of life and as beautiful as a flower, with a rich complexion and a fair complexion, but I am forced to let you, a scumbag and a scumbag, turn into an old lady with a strong back and a strong waist! Look, I'm not going to stop today, you naughty Phoenix man! 2. Why does this young queen mother look at me so wrong? You are the champion of the last palace fight. Why are you looking at me so ambiguously? Are you attracted to me? ! ! No, I'm not good at sharpening mirrors. It was so thrilling, it turned out that he was attracted to my widower dad who still has charm. 3. It really goes with the old saying, if the old doesn't go, the new won't come. Gone is Lao Pacai, and here comes the little wolfdog. Look at this male dog's waist, it must be very powerful. Why did the boss go through so much trouble? Isn't this what the picture is about? It's really strong and long-lasting. Your Majesty, it's time to get up. What? Oh my god, there is smoke coming out of the ancestral graves, I did something big! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ The love story between the straight girl Ao Jing and the affectionate tough guy for three generations. The ancient morning style is slow and sweet, earthy and high-end. 1. Ao Mingzhu wakes up after a thousand years, and opens his eyes to this bizarre world. Before I had finished thinking about life, there was a huge fire and thick smoke billowing in the distance. Yao Yao Qie Ke makes trouble, I will do the professional counterpart. Poof~ He died before leaving the army and was picked up and taken home by a mortal. 2. The river god said earnestly: "Good boy, remember to do more good deeds." Ao Mingzhu: "You don't have to say anything, I have my plan." The great way is simple, pick up the yang and replenish the yin! The most beautiful thing in the world is the abdominal muscles, and eight hundred pacesetters rush to bed. Let's start with you and fight for three hundred rounds every day. Jiang Qing: Baby, I'm burned out... 3. "It was my ancestor who sealed you, right? Please, don't abandon me so easily..." Jiang Qing begged in a muffled voice. "I don't want you in my future. Let's get together and part ways." The sun warms the house, the wind blows the curtains, and the porridge smells fragrant. He who cooked the porridge is gone. 4. Ao Mingzhu: "What are you doing holding such a big ostrich egg?" Jiang Qing stroked his forehead: "This is your cub!" Ao Mingzhu was shocked: Damn? ! Painless motherhood? ! ……………………………… The First Life: Riverside Girl & Young General In the Wujiang River in late autumn, a girl with a long hibiscus tail floated in the water, looking curiously at the boy in front of her. "Who are you?" Young Ayun asked. "I am a fairy." Ao Mingzhu opened her eyes and told lies. The second life: Wujiang Overlord & Qinglong Young Master Cang Lan held her injured forehead and stood in the unfamiliar courtyard looking around blankly. He leaned forward and saluted: "Excuse me, where are you? Who am I?" When Ao Mingzhu, the culprit, saw this, he rolled his eyes and said nonsense: "This is our home, I am your wife, and you are the son-in-law of Ao Mansion." The Third Life: Millennium Ao Jing & Fire Captain "I saved you, why don't you repay me well?" Ao Mingzhu said with a calm face and no panic. Don't care whether the water is big or not, just say whether you can save him or not! Jiang Qing, who knows how to repay his kindness, said: "Okay, you can live in the house first, and you can use the card. I will cook the food for you when I get home." Ao Mingzhu has caught only one person in these three lives. As everyone knows, these three lives were obtained by Jiang Qing (Cang Lan) who had used up his immortal power and lifespan and changed his fate against the will of heaven. Because his lover is destined to have a short life and a long life. ☆☆☆The heroine has superb martial arts, pure external consumption, and her record can be checked. 1. Arrange me? The "Silence Technique" started. 2. Love jumping into rivers? Transform into a dank female ghost and scare you to death. 3. Attack with a knife? Thunderbolt can do it with one slap! 4. Dare you hurt me? Summon crows and let you fly into the sky with your pants on. 5. Vampires who favor boys over girls? Restore factory settings. 6. Reward order? I've definitely made this money. … 12. Do naughty men have sex on the bus? Nettle grass specializes in treating stubborn illnesses. … ♡♡♡The rest is exciting, dear friends, please read the text. Emotional flow and plot flow are half and half. It was once called "Three Lives Three Worlds: My Girlfriend is Ao Jing" Purpose: To pay tribute to everyone who loves life and grows bravely.