[The fake delinquent who is super afraid of ghosts and just wants to survive, the real complainer X Shou, the dank love-minded guy who scares his wife half to death every day]
After Shi You Andi scolded his jungle volleyball teammates countless times on the mic, he received sincere blessings from his teammates.
"I'm just cheating. I wish you will meet cheating teammates again and again in the future!"
Shi Youan dismissed this, but unexpectedly turned around and was pulled into the escape game.
He looked around at his teammates.
Teammate No. 1: A grumpy muscular man carrying a half-used hammer who said he was going to smash the boss's head to pieces.
Teammate No. 2: An elite man in a suit, inspiring everyone to do the opposite and go straight to the boss's lair tonight.
Teammate No. 3 And No. 4: Young lovers, faced with the accommodation requirement of one person per room, vowed to stay together to the death.
Shi Youan:......
Thank you, it's been warm.
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Shi Youan decided to survive until the end. As soon as he got up, he was invited by his teammates to accompany him, saying that he was a good fighter at first glance.
Shi Youan, whose hair was highlighted, had ear studs, and was wearing a collar, had trembling pupils: Damn, why do you judge people by their appearance? I'm afraid of ghosts!
Shi Youanyi refused righteously. As soon as he lay down, he heard his teammates shouting provocation outside the door: "My eldest brother is inside, how dare you touch me?!"
The next second, Shi Youan's door was smashed by an iron rod, and a scarred man covered in bandages said condescendingly: "Are you the eldest brother?"
Shi Youan just wanted to beg for mercy, but his legs weakened and he fell into the scarred man's arms. The fork used for self-defense stabbed the scarred man's waist accurately.
Teammates who don't know the situation: Brother is awesome!
Shi Youan was about to cry but had no tears: I really beg you! ! !
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After finally getting over it, the scarred man entangled himself inexplicably. As long as there is a scarred man, there must be danger.
So Shi Youan had one more task: to stay away from the scarred man.
However, this person chased him too closely, even when Shi Youan went to pee, he had to follow him.
Shi Youan couldn't bear it any longer, so she dragged the scarred man to the corner and said with a cold face: "I'll kowtow to you three times, can you please stop following me?"
The scarred man looked at the young man in front of him who was pretending to be calm. The soft touch that night was still vivid in his mind. His scarlet eyes were full of desire, and he coaxed in a low voice: "You let me kiss him, and I will be your teammate."
#Am I not surviving?
# Seeking death, don't pull me, I really beg you
#This damn matching mechanism
PS: There is no limit to the joy, because the setting of the subject is to make complaints, so there will be a lot of inner drama, and I politely refuse to be extremely controlling. I will add other things as I think of them.
Purpose: Cherishing life is everyone's responsibility