I have a system that claims to be an expert in customizing the endings of fairy tales. It talks about "protecting the innocence and beauty of the world." But when it said in an emotionless electronic voice, "After all the tasks are completed, the reward will be 100 billion," I heard the thing called integrity in my heart "pop" and break very crisply.
Hundreds of billions! Not to mention protecting fairy tales, (of course, you have to pay extra) I will do it all! So, with the vision of a rich life in the future, I took on the first task.
After a familiar dizziness, I opened my eyes and found myself in a room that was too luxurious to be true. The body is covered with layers of gorgeous skirts that dazzle the eyes, and the crown on the head is so heavy that I wonder if the neck is making a "crunching" sound in protest.
Before I could figure out the situation, the cold system voice sounded again: [Task loading completed. Current story: "The Princess and the Pea." Your character: Princess. Main mission: Prove your "real" princess identity on a bed with twenty mattresses and twenty eiderdown quilts. Good luck to you.
Me: "..."
Princess? ! I am a tall and dignified man who is eight feet tall (perhaps an exaggeration, but it is definitely not "delicate"). You want me to play the role of a princess? Or the top-notch delicate guy who can be bruised all over by a pea?
I looked down at my outfit, and then imagined myself lying on a towering "mattress mountain", frowning and saying, "Something hard is touching me." I suddenly felt that the temptation of "hundred billions" had the astringency of peas.
Ah, fall! This crappy task was impossible to complete from the beginning!
Intention: Persistence is victory.