After being involved in the Three Realms, Demon Lord Chi Su retired with a Taoist body seriously injured.
The hands that used to be able to crush stars now make my meridians hurt even the slightest touch of magic power.
Until she was bound to the [Lie and Win System] - as long as An Xin is a waste, the rewards will automatically arrive in her stomach.
And I accurately picked up an amnesiac, beautiful, but somewhat useful... Monster that can't take care of itself in life by the river.
The beauty Jiang Jinyue firmly believed that Chi Su was a young monk with little spiritual power, so he began to help her cut vegetables with the sword technique of killing demons, and used the magic of Frozen Thousand Miles to suppress watermelon for her.
Chi Su fell silent as he looked at the three acres of spiritual land that had been plowed by the sword energy and the watermelon that was frozen to absolute zero.
Former enemy and now follower, he firmly believes that she is a scumbag.
The beauty frowned and helped her who was "weak", her eyes were clear and firm: "You have little spiritual power, I will protect you from now on."
Chi Su looked at the system prompt [Protected by the Immortal Lord, salted fish points +999], lowered his head to hide his smile: "Then... Thank you sister."
Jiang Jinyue used the natal divine sword to peel apples for her, and used the supreme magic method to dry her clothes.
Chi Su watched her almost blow up the kitchen and fell silent again.
In order to provide for her old age, she had to start taking care of her children:
The phoenix egg is falsely called a native egg, and the artifact is disguised as a fire stick.
While using the flawless cultivation rewarded by the system to repair the Dao foundation, he pretended to be weak and unable to take care of himself.
And when Jiang Jinyue cast a look that said, "How can you live without me?", She skillfully cheered: "Sister, you're great!"
Chi Su was performing at the top of her game, and her enemy kicked open the door of her house.
The unjust roommate regained his memory instantly and turned into a cold and aloof fairy.
When the enemy came, Jiang Jinyue stood in front of her with a sword.
Chi Su huddled behind, repairing the Dao base with the [Flawless Cultivation] rewarded by the system, and reminded in a low voice: "The one on the left looks the most vicious, sister, be careful."
Until the man behind the scenes reappeared with monstrous evil energy, Jiang Jinyue's memory revived, "Shuanghua" pointed his sword at the sky and the earth, and his voice trembled: "Chi Su, I will protect you this time."
Chi Su slowly stood up and dusted off his clothes.
She stretched out her hand to hold Jiang Jinyue's sword-holding hand, and a hint of arrogance that she had not seen for a long time appeared on her lips:
"Five hundred years ago, I could kill all the Demon Abyss by myself."
"Now——"
She lifted her fingertips lightly, everything was silent, and the demonic energy in the sky dissipated like smoke.
"Is this a piece of shit worthy of your taking action?"
All the immortals and demons in the sky are terrified.
Jiang Jinyue sheathed her sword, her eyes slightly red, and grabbed her sleeve:
"So you are pretending to cough up blood, and you are pretending to be weak."
"Then when you said 'my favorite sister'... You also lied to me?"
Chi Su blinked and suddenly held his forehead and leaned on her shoulder:
"Ah, it seems like the old wound has resurfaced."
"I need a kiss from my sister to make it better."
Chi Su immediately fell to the ground weakly, grabbing Jiang Jinyue's sleeves, with tears in his eyes:
"They... They all said that I raised you to warm my bed..."
The natal immortal sword in Jiang Jinyue's hand shook, and the sword energy swept across the world.
She turned back, her eyes were frozen, but her voice was frighteningly hot:
"Who said that?"
"Kill."
"As for you..." She leaned over and wiped away the non-existent tears in the corners of Chi Su's eyes, "Warming the bed? I'm sure."
#I am invincible after repairing my full-level account by lying down#
#The enemy always wants to protect me, but I am the BOSS#
#What should I do if my acting skills are so good that I make my wife cry#
The max-level boss picked up the king of internal drama, one pretending to be a showman, and the other a real actor, becoming a drama queen and meeting a salesman Belike.
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PS:
·Non-traditional cultivation, sweet writing
·Maximum level salted fish×Innocent God of War
·Black-hearted Fishing Demon Lord × Innocent Protector Fairy
Intention: Learn to love each other in an ordinary way outside of eternal confrontation.