When Tanjia was in her senior year of high school, she developed a crazy desire to express herself due to academic pressure.
In order to release these inappropriate pressures, Tan Jia found a pen pal online——
[I ate two steamed buns this morning. Why do the steamed buns in the cafeteria always have carrots? I almost spit out the carrots after doing morning exercises]
Pen pal: [Carrot, annoying. ]
[Chicken, chicken, chicken, there must be chicken every day. Are the aunties and uncles in the cafeteria both weasels? Okay, I'm going to become a weasel too]
Pen pal: [It's also cute to turn into a weasel. ]
[I still don't want this]
[The weekly exams are over and the monthly exams are about to begin. Haha, why didn't the school explode? Pen pal, do you think an alien planet could point at the school and kill it with one hit? ]
The pen pal replied slowly: [... Do you want to blow up the school? ]
[I think about it, I really want to, but I'd better wait until my college entrance examination is over before I explode]
After three years of hard work, the end of the world had to wait until she finished the college entrance examination.
Tanjia thinks so.
The pen pal is very serious: "Your dreams will come true." ]
Tan Jia: [Good man, pen pal, let's pray together]
A pen pal is a person who doesn't talk much but is a loyal listener.
Even if Tan Jia uses him as a memo, he never gets angry.
She is very satisfied with this pen pal.
Until the last day of the college entrance examination came to an end.
Tan Jia's desire to express disappeared along with the sudden relief of high pressure.
[Pen pal, my college entrance examination is over! Thank you for your company! ]
This is the conclusion of the "memo".
The pen pal stared at the screen in confusion, why didn't he send any messages?
Is she unhappy because she didn't help Jiajia blow up the school?
The pen pal thought about it and felt that he had not done it well.
[Jiajia, let's meet. I have a gift for you. You will definitely like it. ]
So, on that day, alien objects from the sky descended on Blue Star. There was no explosion, and there was no end of the world.
Only Tan Jia's school was crumbling in the hot summer with the particle cannon pointed at its head.
Tan Jia, who was about to face him: "?"
No, isn't she here to meet her pen pal? Why did aliens invade? Invading high school?
Tan Jia followed the positioning and boarded the huge starship inexplicably.
In the command room, several blue virtual screens were seen floating in the air.
Among them, the most familiar ones to her are the school she just graduated from and the chat interface with her pen pal.
The "person" hiding behind the screen was hesitant and entangled, looking like he was still trying to speak.
Tan Jia hesitated: "Pen pal?"
One by one, black and pale pink tentacles slowly poked out——
"Every family."
No, pen pal, why do you have eight hands?
Copywriting/2026.8.8
Intention: love
