[Pure sweet cookies] [Cute article, you may write passionately at any time orz]
The first rule of the evil dragon is to protect the treasure.
The second rule of the evil dragon's code is to kidnap a princess to be his wife.
The second year after the Western Dragon Cecilit traveled to the Eastern Continent, he was about to usher in his first reproductive period as an adult.
He decided to kidnap a princess in advance to cultivate feelings.
Looking at the "princess" surrounded by the crowd, Cecilit thought that although this princess was taller, stronger, and darker, her appearance really matched the dragon's aesthetics.
So, he kidnapped the people.
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The moment the uprising was successful and they broke through the imperial capital, with everyone shouting "Lord", Yan Tuo thought that his life would only have a smooth road.
But he didn't expect that in full view of everyone, he would be kidnapped by a strange dragon!
In the cave, the strange dragon spoke human words and proudly pushed over half a box of broken silver: "If you become the dragon's wife, these will all belong to you."
Yan Tuo: "..."
I was about to wear a yellow robe before my eyes, and was suddenly abducted by a strange dragon. I ended up using him not as food rations, but as a wife, and she was only worth half a box of broken silver...
Isn't he really the emperor's order?
Seeing that he didn't respond, the strange dragon reluctantly pushed a small wooden box over and said, "If you have a baby with a dragon, the gold will also belong to you."
"Although there is a little little gold now, the dragon will make more in the future!"
Yan Tuo looked past the thin layer of golden beans and caught a glimpse of the imperial seal at the bottom of the box.
Yan Tuo: "..."
Laughing to death, if he is not the emperor, who is?
Yan Tuo smiled gently at the clear-eyed evil dragon and said without any guilt: "After we get married, husbands must obey their wives. If you want to marry me, will you listen to me in the future?"
The strange dragon blinked and responded honestly: "Yes."
"Now, your wife doesn't like caves, do you want to come with me?"
"... Okay."
"Don't be upset. You like gold. I happen to have a lot of gold there. You will like it."
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Later, while Cecil was lying among the piles of gold coins in the palace, counting money, he finally figured out one thing:
It turns out she is not a princess, but the lord.
He poked Yan Tuo, who was rubbing his waist, with his tail: "Then can you still give birth to cubs for the dragon?"
"No." The iron-blooded founding emperor was weak and helpless, "Then will you not want me?"
Cecilit thought for three seconds and said seriously: "No, because dragons can't give birth to cubs for you."
He thought for a while, and in front of Yan Tuo, he corrected the experience passed down by his father:
The first rule of the evil dragon is to protect the treasure.
The second rule of the evil dragon is to protect Yan Tuo, his lover.
——2025.11.17
Reading tips
1, 1v1, sc, he
2. No children, the emperor attacks × the evil dragon suffers
3. It looks like a dragon abducts a man, but in fact it is a man abducting a dragon. It is a pure sweet cookie and should not be too long.
4. I love the two-way thick arrow.
5. It's a little bit ivory tower. There's no high-level plot or conspiracy. I just want to write some cute and cute cookies that are easy to read.
Intention: What you love is separated by mountains and seas, and mountains and seas can be leveled
