Asked how it was when everything started to collapse as soon as she opened her eyes: her mother disappeared, she was dependent on others, her uncle's family squeezed and planned to sell her...
Liz, who traveled to the magical continent, was so aggrieved that she just wanted to look up to the sky and scream: What kind of bullshit plot is this!
Fortunately, the stingy game system I played before traveling also followed me. But the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny. If you are caught stealing from an NPC in the game, you will lose reputation points at most, but in reality, if you are caught stealing, you may die...
After getting rid of her unscrupulous uncle's family, Liz, who was investigating her mother's disappearance, discovered that the truth was far from being as simple as she imagined. She was also involved in a series of strange incidents, and a huge conspiracy kicked off...
…
During her adventure, Liz accidentally encountered a delicious slime.
"How can I sell this slime?"
"You are really discerning. This is a mutated golden slime. It is very rare. It is sold to you at a low price today. It only costs one gold coin. Don't miss it if you pass by!"
"But it looks like it's about to die." The stall owner really dared to ask for an exorbitant price.
"How could it be dead? It's just sleeping." The stall owner picked up the cage and shook it vigorously. "Hey, wake up!"
After being violently shaken, the slime reluctantly opened his eyes, spit out a puddle of acidic water, and then fainted immediately.
"..."
"..."
"I'll just say it's unhealthy." Liz glanced sideways at the stall owner.
"It's okay. This slime just has a bit of indigestion. It can be cured after going home for two days. Seeing that you like it so much, little girl, I'll sell it to you cheaper, for eighty silver coins."
"Uncle, don't think of me as a fool. An ordinary slime only costs one or two silver coins. This slime looks like it's dying now, and it probably won't taste very good. If you want to sell it for two silver coins, I can leave. If you don't, I can leave." Liz used the ultimate secret of bargaining, raised her legs and left.
"Why don't you add a little more? I've lost too much."
"Forget it." Liz turned around without hesitation and left the stall, but she was counting secretly in her heart, "Three, two,..."
"Wait a minute!" Done! Liz was overjoyed, but her face looked very calm. Now is the time to put your acting skills to the test.
"Hey, hey, forget it, I'll sell it to you!"
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Liz drank a bottle of purifying agent into the slime, but found that it had no effect at all. Liz, who thought she would be able to taste delicious slime soon, found out that not only had she spent a lot of money but also had to raise the slime for a while. She really lost her wife and lost her troops, and she was so angry that she just wanted to scream in the sky.
…
Completely unaware, the fake slime who was happy to be touched on the head, the real love-minded prince in trouble: "My wife touches me, my wife loves me, my wife sticks to me~"
Liz smiled and touched the slime dog's head: "Today is also the backup food for thriving~"
***New article has been opened***
"British Composers of the 1980s"
In 1979, Evelin, who was suffering from a high fever, opened her eyes and recalled that in her previous life, she was an independent musician working as a flower grower.
But Evelin has no intention of going back to her old job. Thinking of how she was so complacent in grabbing a lot of low-price orders on the platform in her previous life, instead of working hard late into the night, Evelin vowed to choose a career that makes her rich in this life!
Neither musicians nor dogs——
Do it! What we do is music! Evelin, who accidentally entered the industry again, turned out to be really good again.
…
Brother: "Sister, I just found a job with a good salary."
Evelin was surprised: "Oh? What are you doing?"
Brother was very proud: "Being the lead singer in a band? How about it? I'm great!"
"What?" A group of drug-abusing, disheveled, and strangely dressed mental killers suddenly appeared in Evelin's mind, and she was immediately horrified: "No, get out of here!"
Brother: "I'm afraid not, I signed the contract."
Evelin: "So what if you sign the contract? Aren't the legs growing on you?"
Brother: "It says that if you run away temporarily, you will have to pay a large amount of liquidated damages."
Evelin snatched the contract and looked at it, her eyes darkened: "Why does this band fall in love with a layman like you? Why does the band still have liquidated damages?"
Brother shrugged: "Probably because the previous lead singers left the group due to overdose, sleeping with teammates' girlfriends, fighting, schizophrenia... Various reasons, and they hired me because they had no one left."
Evelin: "&%¥#*..." The stereotype has come true. This is indeed a devil's cave!
Intention: Even in the face of adversity, we should live toward the sun.
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