[Football] Mourinho! Open the Door! Send a Child!

Mourinho version: Mourinho prayed to God to give me a big center! God said: No problem! A bolt of lightning struck and knocked down someone in the space-time wormhole. God: Look! Still free! So, Mourinho picked up a free gift on the way home. Of course, not biologically. Keke version: Monitoring system: Exploit system loopholes, right? Now it's your turn to work! Keke:…… Monitoring system: Your task is to support the London team Arsenal and end the team's championship-less career! Keke: No problem! But he obviously spoke too early. There was a flaw in the system transmission, which caused part of his memory to be lost and the transmission location was wrong. So—— Mourinho: What the hell? Pick it up and take a look. Wenger from the other street: It seems like something that belongs to me is missing. Keke: Ah! What is my mission? It seems to be helping the London team win the championship? Not sure, let me ask again, is this a London team? Oh, that's right, it's Chelsea! Intention: It is also important to cultivate kindness