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Que Xinyan and Bu Kaixin had a quarrel.
They had a cold war for three days. Just before Bu Kaixin was about to board a twelve-hour cross-country flight, he received a text message from Que Xinyan.
Que Xinyan sent him a photo of a slightly bulging belly.
Que Xinyan: I'm pregnant.
Que Xinyan: Yours.
Que Xinyan: If you dare to leave, I will run with the ball!
Bu Kaixin quickly turned on airplane mode at the prompt of the stewardess and turned off his phone.
Crazy! He is a man! She's so fucking pregnant!
And even if you have to get pregnant... Even if you have to get pregnant, it will be the one below!
Que Xinyan said that he was so pregnant!
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Que Xinyan wanted to win back his boyfriend, but his boyfriend wanted to study abroad and didn't take him with him. He was devastated and uncomfortable.
Then he heard what the girls at the next table were talking about: "A man needs to have a child to tie him down!", "What's the use of a rooster that doesn't lay eggs!" And so on.
He's enlightened! He wants to give birth to a child for Bu Kaixin!
Human children were still too troublesome, so he brainstormed and chose a long-haired kitten that Bu Kaixin liked very much but had never been able to raise due to work reasons.
Que Xinyan solemnly promised to the mother cat: "Adopt your child to me! I will treat her well. She will be my eldest daughter and Kaixin, and she will become the sole heir of the Que family!"
Mother Cat: Meow?
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Bu Kaixin completed a three-month foreign academic exchange seminar and returned to the apartment where he lived with Que Xinyan.
The apartment was empty.
There is a brand new piece of paper pressed against the entrance. Apparently he put it in the entrance hall before getting off the plane this morning.
Dear Happy: It's like meeting each other, I'm leaving. I would raise our children on my own. You cruelly abandoned our father and daughter, and I will never forgive you. Don't even try to find me and the child!
Bu Kaixin:?
So Bu Kaixin began the long journey of "chasing her husband in the crematorium."
After exhausting all his efforts, he finally brought home the "little sweetheart" Que Xinyan who ran with the ball and the "ball" cat Maomao.
He was exhausted and felt that his body was hollowed out. He decided to go to the hospital to check his body.
"Congratulations, you are pregnant."
Bu Kaixin:???
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Que Xinyan has taken advantage of being pregnant with a cat this month. The father is more valuable than the daughter, which is more addictive than the sister-in-law. I am so happy ~
Turning around, no!
Bu Kaixin really ran away with the ball? ! Is it a real ball this time, not a cat? !
*Boys and boys, some weird magic hehe
*Early attack is childish and dramatic
*No cruelty, relaxed and funny style
Intention: Take on love, but also take on responsibility
