My Cat, I've Become a Human Being

[Tweet pre-receipt: "Cat, Cat, I finally found you!" The copy is at the end, you can also check out other advance receipts of the column! [The book "The Fortune-telling in Xiuxianwen" written by relatives and friends next door will be released on January 15th! Copywriting of this article: The aloof and abstinent movie king attacks* with soft and cute straight balls and cute feelings The heavy snow rolls in December brought cold winds, and a once-in-a-century cold wave swept across. When Shen Moyan was buying instant noodles downstairs, he met a "pengci" kitten named Luci. Cute little paws rested on his shoes, and Shen Moyan picked them up and put them in his pocket. "Meow! Was it picked up by someone?" Lucky: "Me! Cat strips, jars, cat rice!" Shen Moyan: "No." Lucky was suddenly startled, and the cat hair all over his body exploded. What, what happened, the shit scraper actually understood what he was talking about! After having a home, Lucky was carefree, and Shen Moyan would always bring him some novel gadgets when he came back from the set. Lucky likes to play dodgeball and use the sofa cloth as a claw sharpener, regardless of whether he can understand human speech or not. Until one day, Shen Moyan woke up and found someone with cat ears and a cat tail beside him. Lucky: Man, are you surprised? Shen Moyan: Go down, we can't sleep together anymore. Lucky: Can we sleep together if we turn into cats? Shen Moyan:… Winter, it's so cold, who cares… Shen Moyan felt extremely comfortable holding Leqi in his arms. It was like a fully automatic cat-shaped electric heater. It smelled so good! —— Small Theater 1 Lucky has been targeted by the system for a long time, and was not bound until he was in despair. Lucky: Mi! Do I bring my own good luck? System: I am the "Cat Adult" system, which helps you become a human. Lucky: Mi, what are the benefits of becoming a human? System: It seems you have forgotten everything. Lucky: Mi! System, what did I forget? System: Goodbye, go explore on your own! Le Qi: Hey, wait a minute, why can Shen Moyan understand cat language? System: System permissions are insufficient and the system has been shut down. Lucky:... —— Small Theater 2 Le Qi is a stray microphone picked up by Shen Moyan. After turning into a human form, it is cute and cute, with a long tail. The whole body is white, except for the tail, which is a slender black strip. Lucky's tail hooked around his waist, his kitten ears twitched, and he lay contentedly on the bed. Lucky: Man, do you want to go hunting? I can feed you! Shen Moyan: Are you going to perform at a cat cafe? 500 A day? Le Qi shook his head enchantingly: Mi! There are many things you can do! Shen Moyan: Touch your tail? Lucky: No, you have to be responsible if you touch it there! The author has something to say: 1. Cute little sweet story, 1v1, he, with system, points become a person! 2. Please collect it! 3. Click to get plush! Advance receipt copy: Jiangcheng Pet Hospital has a new handsome blond boy named Lian Shuang, who is gentle and considerate. Even the most ferocious kitten known as "Sangbiao" can safely take an injection under his touch. It's just that he has a strange rule. As soon as the sun goes down, he gets off work immediately and works non-stop, which makes everyone talk about it. They always feel that there is some gold in his house. Lian Shuang just scratched her head, "There is a naughty kitten at home. If I go back late and get depressed, I will get sick." Everyone praised Lian Shuang for being handsome and kind-hearted. Until one day, Lian Shuang encountered an emergency surgery when he was off work. He gritted his teeth and underwent the operation, but no one else was allowed to approach during the operation. Dean Su Xinghe was very confused. He was the most skilled kitten doctor, could he be afraid that others would steal his skills? Su Xinghe stood at the door of the operating room and suddenly saw a golden tail appearing behind Lian Shuang. He opened his eyes wide and covered his mouth, "What the hell is he?!" —— Lian Shuang returned to the Cat Star when she was six years old. Because the mouse died after taking medicine, she worked in the Cat Star for 10 years before she could save enough tokens to return to her cat master. "Elder Cat, can you arrange for me to have hair of the same color as my previous life? He might not be able to recognize me!" The elder of Cat Planet said, "Xiao Shuang, as long as he still remembers you, he will recognize you no matter what you become." Lian Shuang believed what Elder Mao said, but was still a little uneasy, so she relied on Pengci to find Su Xinghe. This time, it wants to spend more time with Su Xinghe, Maomao! It will definitely succeed! —— Small Theater 1 Su Xinghe followed Lian Shuang home and found that he didn't have a cat at all. What was even worse was that it was pouring with rain and he was trapped in the rain. Lian Shuang came out to take out the trash, "Xinghe, why are you here?" Su Xinghe scratched his head and said, "Buy dinner." Lian Shuang didn't believe it. Su Xinghe: Can I go in and take shelter from the rain? Lian Shuang hesitated, but still allowed Su Xinghe to enter. It wasn't until midnight that Su Xinghe saw something furry on his hand, and he was suddenly startled. There was a cat tail on his hand! He stepped back and almost fell off the bed. Lian Shuang looked at him directly, "If you touch it, you will be responsible!" Small Theater 2 Su Xinghe licked Lian Shuang's slender cat tail and looked at it with squinted eyes, "Lian Shuang, why don't you give me a hint?" Lian Shuang rubbed his palm happily, "Meow! Tail, here, I spent 500,000 points to get this, thank you for your hard work!" Su Xinghe: Are there so many points? How did you get them? Lian Shuang: Meow! Work during the day! Picking up trash bottles at night! 10 Years, shit shoveling! Su Xinghe: It's so hard, Lian Shuang? Lian Shuang said "meow": It's not hard work! Bitter life! Author's note: 1. The author is not a veterinary professional and is somewhat biased. I hope readers will forgive me. 2. All members have no prototypes and no realistic mapping 3. Kittens are gifts from God. It is everyone's responsibility to love small animals! 4. The author's products are good, welcome to collect them! Purpose: Protecting small animals is everyone's responsibility