
An Honest Man Has Become a Big Boss in the World of Cultivation
老实人在修真界成了大佬
by Happy Dog (开心犬)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 30k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 9mo ago
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- JJWXC
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I thought I was hugging the thigh, but actually I was hugging the third leg. [Wrong leg literature] 01 Shuli, who had been farming in college for three years, once traveled through time and felt that he should become a certain starting point male protagonist. Three days of slaps in the face, five days of counterattack, and soon he broke through the void and became a god. But reality will always slap people in the face. Shuli became an old farmer and continued farming in the world of immortality. Today I feed the cattle, tomorrow I break corn, and the next day I sit on the edge of the field and watch the sunset. There are no surprises in life, so Shuli accepted her fate. He works honestly and lives honestly in this world of cultivation. Until one day, he saved the legendary Demon Lord. Shuli was simply ecstatic. According to the script, this Demon Lord should be his younger brother. No matter how bad it is, he can still be the Demon Lord's younger brother. Until reality slapped him again. He did not become the younger brother because he had already communicated closely with the Demon Lord's younger brother. 02 Xie Qinghan was plotted by Zhengdao and slept for a hundred years. Wake up an old farmer with his face facing the loess and his back to the sky. The old farmer stared blankly and kissed him. He sneered and decided to give the other party a chance to fly up a branch and become a phoenix. Unexpectedly, the other party refused harshly. Simply ignorant! Xie Qinghan immediately flew back to the Demon Palace and vowed never to see this damn man again in his life. But just as he was preparing to dominate the world, the righteous monks were caught off guard. On the first day, the demonic energy went retrograde. The next day, there were signs of losing sanity. He suddenly thought of that honest man and the kiss that awakened him. Warm and dry, it soothes the demonic energy very well. He sneered. He shamelessly ran back to his family again. At first, Xie Qinghan thought he could solve the problem quickly and get rid of this useless mortal. But the day he could really leave, he felt very unhappy. The honest man waved his hand and said that he was going to "get married" and never see her again in his life. See you again. Xie Qinghan bit down on these four words, then tied up the "bride" and put on his wedding dress. The red wedding dress made him look like a ghost. He tied the honest man to the bed with a bright red rope, and his fair skin turned purple from the strangulation. Behind him, there was his ghostly and jealous voice: "Xiao Lizi, can you eat well around him?" "Don't ever think of leaving me for the rest of your life." 03 Shuli never thought that she could bend, but since she has, let's bend. Xie Qinghan never thought that he would be tempted, but now that he is tempted, the other party will never be able to escape for the rest of his life. Note: · The subsequent marriage failed, and the target was a boy. Gong tied up the man and went to marry him himself. · The realms are divided into: Qi refining, foundation building, elixir formation, Yuanying, spirit transformation, void refining, body integration, and Mahayana. —————————— Put a prepayment The natural idle fishing system is attacked by the mentally replenishing dog on x Ye Lesheng is the most beloved young master of Duke Ye's mansion. Suddenly one day, I was kidnapped by a ghost and forced to do a task in my dream. In the dream, there was a man kneeling on the floor, half naked, while Ye Lesheng was holding a whip, standing high above him. Task 1: Humiliate the opponent with a whip. If the task fails, give him an electric shock for ten seconds. In order to avoid being punished, Ye Lesheng took the whip and gently whipped the opponent from the chest to the abdomen. The man trembled all over and let out a hiss. …… Task 2: Punch and kick the opponent. If the task fails, fast for three days. Ye Lesheng put his foot on the opponent's shoulder, exerting slight force, but it didn't move at all. He was furious and kicked to the chin. The man's earlobe was red and dripping with blood. Task three, task four... As he continued to do one task after another, Ye Lesheng still couldn't see the man's face clearly. He felt guilty, so he could only make doubling compensation to people of similar size during the day. At a palace banquet, Ye Lesheng presented a large cloak to a deputy general. Behind the deputy general, the rumored ferocious general suddenly stared at him, his gaze like a poisonous snake. Ye Lesheng was scared and didn't know when he had offended this evil god. He could only drink with his head down, and he was so drunk that he couldn't see people clearly. Next to him, the man with the cold plum fragrance approached him, and the general held him in his arms with a similar figure in his dream. Ye Lesheng slapped him subconsciously. The whole place was silent. A restrained and dangerous voice sounded in my ears: "Hold it..." "Don't play here." Gu Tingzhou suddenly dreamed of a young man one night. The young man has fair skin and a proud expression. He knelt on the ground, as if he was born to surrender at the young man's feet. In that dream, the boy whipped him. He should be very angry. ……Should. But later on, the young man met him in his dream every now and then. Sometimes I kick him, sometimes I hit him with something. He went from being doubtful at the beginning to not resisting, and finally started to look forward to it. I look forward to every action that the boy will take on me, and then think about how to find this naughty cat. Until a palace banquet, he caught it. But Mao Mao didn't know Gu Tingzhou and was avoiding him. He took away the cloak that Ye Lesheng gave to the deputy general, put it on himself, and then walked slowly to the other side. That fair face was rosy. Gu Tingzhou almost stopped breathing. He was thinking that the kitten was disobedient. Then he would repay the kitten twice as much for what the kitten did to him. Intention: We all have to work hard to live.
It turned out to be a puppet show!