Please Sign for This Pixiu!
这只貔貅请签收!
by Fish in the Scene (景中鱼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 23k Words
- Chapters
- 7
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 9mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
[Lucky Pixiu Shou vs. Unlucky Fate Calm Attack] Baijie, an ancient mythical beast, Pixiu, is both greedy and playful, and the heavens are not immune to its harm. But he was born in accordance with the way of heaven and symbolizes auspiciousness. One day, Baijie focused on the red line in Yuelao Palace, and while Yuelao was drinking, he lurked in. There are a lot of red threads in Yuelao Palace, one after another, like a hair ball, which is very suitable as a toy. Baijie stretched out his sinful hand. However, he was discovered by Yue Lao, the divine bird sitting down, and chased him to peck his butt. When Bai Jie evaded hastily, he accidentally disturbed the cause and effect marriage in the world. Yuanyangniao: It's over! ! ! It's going to become a roasted mythical beast! Baijie: Is it over? ! ! The furballs are all open! ! ! Just as the two of them were thinking about what to do, Yue Lao, who was drinking, came back! Looking at his messy palace, Yue Lao kicked the two of them down to the mortal world and roared: "Don't even think about coming back until this karma and marriage are resolved!" - Lu Jue has recently discovered that people and things around him have become strange and abnormal: For example, someone who always disliked him suddenly confessed to him in a big way, with sincere words, as if he really had deep feelings. But this man obviously liked his brother and was one of the people who participated in bullying him. For another example, his business rival who had been fighting with him to the death began to invite him to dinner frequently and threatened to pursue him. There is even a neighbor's calico cat who is in heat with the husky that he has beaten since meeting him. Not to mention that it is winter now, is it okay to cross species? And so on, Lu Jue felt that the whole world was going crazy. But Lu Jue didn't care about this. He didn't live long anyway. Those who deserved revenge had already taken revenge, and those who planned to play with him were no longer interested. Lu Jue plans to seek death. However, just when he was looking for death, a young man who called himself Yue Lao appeared beside him, shamelessly saying that he wanted to save him. Lu Jue: "..." Does he look like a fool? The young man broke into the house and occupied his home very forcefully. He said that only by being with him could he solve the trouble better. Lu Jue: "..." Lu Jue, who was about to refuse, suddenly saw the flamboyant young man with a tail that was as golden as... Gold. Lu Jue: "!!!" The young man spread his hands: "Look, I said I was here to save you." —— After getting along with each other for a while, Lu Jue discovered some incredible things. The troubles in his life seemed to be caused by young people! Lu Jue: So all this was caused by you? Baijie raised his eyebrows with admiration in his eyes. This mortal is so smart! Lu Jue understood and closed his eyes looking at the man shaking his head. Another day, a baby came to the door. Mandarin duck: "Dad, I'm here to find you." Lu Jue looked at the four-year-old child in front of him, and then looked at Baijie meaningfully: "You caused this too?" Baijie:...... —— Lu Jue looked at the fake Yue Lao with his Pixiu tail exposed and said, "May I ask what this 'Yue Lao' is called?" Baijie: "My immortal name is Baijie, but you, a mortal, cannot call me this name. I also have a loud and bright name in the mortal world. You can call me this name." Lu Jue was curious: "What's the name?" Bai Jie (accidentally closing his eyes and waiting for praise from the mortal opposite): "Gold! Yuan! Treasure!" Lu·can't say anything good·Jue:…it's indeed "loud and bright". Purpose: True love of life