The night the Justice League broke into the lab, I grabbed Batman's cape and yelled "Mom" for the first time.
He froze in place, and I took the opportunity to use the spirit of speech to tamper with all the experimental data.
The BatComputer pop-up window now displays: [Guardian Relationship: Confirmed].
Superman pointed at Krypton and called Batman "Mom". The test report stammered: "Bruce... When did you give birth to the child?"
I hid behind my cloak and chuckled - they would soon know that being treated as a weak experimental subject was the biggest joke in the world.
(Zai Zai is a very good baby. Don't misunderstand me. I think a person who is abused by experiments may have a different purpose, but I think this is not a reason to judge a person's quality. He just wants to be protected, right?)
Concept: Wandering souls find their home