[The copy was written in 2024 and has been screenshotted and posted on Weibo]
Ji Langfeng became cannon fodder for the beautiful woman in Long Ao Astronomy, and his parents pointed out two clear paths for him at the beginning.
The first one is to cut off that thing and send it to the palace as a eunuch;
Article 2: A man disguises himself as a woman, marries his sister, and becomes the wife of the violent and perverted prince of the Yongning Palace.
Ji Langfeng's eyes lit up: "Father, mother, don't say anything, I'll marry you!"
There is no other reason. King Yongning's youngest son, his future brother-in-law, is the cub of Long Aotian who will conquer the six countries and dominate the world in the future.
And the prince Yongning he was going to marry was already terminally ill and would die soon.
If her husband gets promoted and gets rich, he will be sure to take over this beautiful and charming wife and widow.
So Ji Langfeng abandoned all the qualities that a male in the 21st century should have, and learned with an open mind, followed the three obediences and four virtues, wore rouge and gouache, embroidered with female red, arranged flowers and made soup.
On the wedding night, the husband lifted his hijab. His eyes were filled with affection and he said, "Husband."
The person on the other side pondered for a moment: "What's the first word in the vocabulary list for Level 4 and Level 6?"
"... Abandon?"
My husband is a time traveler, and I can't do it for the time being. My husband is very handsome, but my husband is lazy.
In modern times, men are rolled up to the top, and after wearing it, they just want to lie flat and be salted fish.
As for Long Aotian... Long Aotian was eating his hands at the door.
Ji Langfeng's dream of becoming a beautiful and wealthy widow is on the verge of being shattered, but he doesn't want to give up.
The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer your husband up.
"Husband, you are the best. Come and drink soup. After drinking the soup, can we go to Jiangnan to cure the water?"
When you see someone else's husband dying, you kindly remind your husband.
"Husband, you see, once in life, the most fearful thing is not being able to stay in love, so you should cherish the stability of this world - so do you know what you should do?"
Husband: "Then I go to the kitchen and wash the dishes?"
"No, the dishes are being washed. Go to the prison and kill those rebels."
"..."
A few years later, the palace was decorated with glazed gold tiles and all the officials bowed their heads.
The husband sat on the dragon chair and sighed: "What should I do, wife? I originally wanted to lie down for the rest of my life, but why did I lie down and become an emperor? I can't lie down now, and you can't be a happy little widow."
Ji Langfeng smiled as he counted the money boxes and pointed out of the hall: "Just take care of your brother first."
Outside the main hall, Long Aotian grabbed the arm of a beautiful young man: "Brother, do you know what the most important quality in the world is?"
The young man frowned slightly, and after a while, he hesitated: "... Abandon?"
A bad-tempered salty (volume) fish (king) attack
[Reading instructions]
1.1V1, SC, a lazy couple with super high IQ, who upgrades, fights monsters, gets promoted and makes a fortune while raising a baby
2. Dressed as a woman in the early stage, then restored to a man's body
3. Deputy CP Long Aotian, bamboo horse and bamboo horse, scheming time traveler
4. I wish you all a happy reading, bobo~~
Purpose: Observe order and be a civilized person