Clay sculptor Wen Shitu made a clay fox without a face during the bottleneck period. On the night it was baked, a thief who stole clothes appeared at home.
The other party claimed that he was one of his own, but fearing that he would not believe it, he immediately transformed back into his original clay body.
The mud spirit has a rough voice, a tall body, a flat top, and no content below, and his gender is ambiguous.
Wen Shicao asked: "Are you a male or a female?"
Xian Kai also hesitated for a moment and replied: "Girl."
Wen Shicai saw that Xian Kai was younger than him, so he asked Xian Kai to call him brother.
Sister Niba is very well-behaved, innocent, and hard-working. The more Wen Shishu looks at her, the more he likes her, and the more he wants to protect her.
Sister Niba downloaded various software on her mobile phone to promote her business in the clay sculpture workshop. She mistakenly entered the inappropriate software and saw dirty things.
When Wen Shicai heard this, he immediately took Niba sister to wash her eyes.
Wen Shicai kept choking in his heart about this, and later asked: "Sister, do you mud spirits have any magic to erase part of your memory? I'll give you more aura, and you can practice it."
"I'm sorry, brother, I can't cultivate." Xian Kai also took the opportunity to ask, "How about you just pinch me again?"
"Pinching me hard may help me lose my memory, and you can also pinch me to change my gender."
"Change gender? You don't want to be a girl?"
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Recently, unflattering clay figures appeared in the city out of thin air to attack people. Considering the similarities between Xian Kaiyi and those clay figures, Wen Shicai was afraid of pointing the finger at Xian Kaiyi, so he hid Xian Kaiyi at his uncle's house.
This was the first time the two were separated, and Xian Kai also felt aggrieved on the other end of the phone: "I miss you so much."
Wen Shicai was stunned for a moment and then said, "Brother, I miss you too."
"Can you replace the word 'brother' with 'I'?" Xian Kai also asked.
Before Wen Shitu could answer, Xian Kaiyi said again: "No, no, it's better not to change her. If she does, I won't be my sister-in-law."
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After their hearts fell in love, Wen Shitu originally wanted to take it slow, but Niba's sister was too pure and fiery, so he restrained himself and stuck to the last line of propriety, and finally couldn't help but propose.
But on the night of the proposal, a man who was having sex suddenly appeared in the bathroom with the door ajar.
The man's body shape is somewhat similar to that of Sister Niba, but he is definitely not Sister Mudba, because the man has an extra thing. So Wen Shitu thought it was other mud in the family that had transformed into humanoid forms.
Wen Shica was afraid that his mud sister would come out and see her, and her eyes would be dirty, so he couldn't help but say: "You didn't close the door properly."
The man froze for a moment and turned his head. The moment their eyes met, the air froze.
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After that, Wen Shicao fell into tangled torment and almost went crazy.
He asked his uncle: "Can sexual orientation be changed?"
▲Sister Niba has always been a boy (emphasis added), just pretending~
——Copywriter edited on 2026-1-8
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