The director's version of "No Bright Future" introduces himself:
(Knocks on the microphone) Hello everyone! (Nods gently) I am Zhou Ming'an, leader of the third operation team of the Special Incident Office. I am currently in charge of special item storage and special incident handling (holds up my glasses). In the new year, our office will actively carry out the above work and maintain close contact with all brother units to achieve a win-win situation of unity, cooperation and mutual benefit! (Applause???)
Chinese hip-hop Youming'an version introduces himself:
Yo what's up! This is hip-hop cow horse Zhou Ming'an! Work week schedule like Louis XVI! When you encounter a difficult commission, turn around and leave! If you want to complain, please go out and turn left! The divinely drawn timeline that controls the past and future! Retrospective freeze-frame will easily capture you! Twenty-four years of hard work every minute! The determination to not want to go to work is final!
Miserable Ming An's sister-in-law introduces herself:
I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that I had to clock in on time and not be late or leave early at work. I didn't know that I had to make an annual goal report in the spring, I didn't know that I had to hold a special items presentation meeting in the summer, I didn't know that I had to hold a key work scheduling meeting in the fall, and I didn't know that I had to write a year-end work summary report in the winter! I'm so stupid, really...
Intention: The world is unfair, write to describe it
