Honest Person, but the Bamboo Horse Is Long Aotian
老实人,但竹马是龙傲天
by Zhu Qingxuan (竹青玄)
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- Completed
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- 205k Words
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- Danmei (BL)
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- Modern Era
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The 2 additional chapters that this article owes are accumulated in the pre-released additional chapters of "I Became a Legendary Investigator by Relying on Pollution Immunity". The author is honest and trustworthy and does not deceive people and does not skip votes! [Long Aotian's cool article but not straight male focuses on x beauty without knowing it, lying down and being an honest person] After three years of wandering, four years of confirmation, ten years of guarding and one quarrel, Cheng Yue finally realized that waiting for Gu Mo to awaken on his own was probably even less likely than a stone to bloom. I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore jpg. Therefore, as a self-made Long Aotian, he stepped forward without hesitation and successfully pieced together the last piece of the perfect life of urban drifter Long Aotian - to marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life. However, when Gu Mo realized that Cheng Yue liked him, Cheng Yue took advantage of Gu Mo's youth and ignorance to obtain "benefits" for himself. Without exception, they all became Cheng Yue's irrefutable "evidence". "Honey, you have to believe me, I really didn't mean to get drunk and take the opportunity to have sex with you after drinking - it was obviously you who made the move first..." "Really?" Gu Mo's tone was calm, and his white soles accurately stepped on the position less than half an inch away from the sensitive spot, "Then you can explain, what is going on?" ---------- I am an ordinary and ordinary, truly honest person - the kind who is honest, doesn't talk much, wears a few plaid shirts forever, and silently types code between home and company. I never even had the idea of taking root in the bustling city H. Before I graduated from college, I planned to work in city H and earn some money, then go back to my hometown city city S and sleep peacefully. If everything goes well, I would find a local girl who is as honest as me, go on a blind date, fall in love, get married, and then give birth to a lovely daughter, and give her all the best things in the world. Six years after graduation, I finally saved enough money to feel safe. After working overtime on Thanksgiving night until I passed out, I made up my mind to resign and go home after working for this year, saying goodbye to this fast-paced big city that was incompatible with me. However, the only extraordinary point in my life - my Tianlong human hair Xiao Cheng Yue, stood up at this time, using enthusiastic red notes and 5% of the original shares of the Fortune 500 companies in his name, trying to lure me into his company, or at least keep me in H City. I was just honest and not mentally retarded. Of course I didn't take his words seriously. I also joked in a joking way: "Those who know may think you are reluctant to part with me, my brother, but those who don't know may think you want to enter my house with a sky-high dowry." What I didn't expect was that Cheng Yue was serious. After hearing what I said, he suddenly pushed me against the wall with all his strength, grabbed my thin and white waist because I didn't exercise or sunbathe for many years, and whispered in my ear: "If you want, it's not impossible, but this is a betrothal gift, not a dowry." At this time, I didn't realize the seriousness of the problem, so I unconsciously reached out and hooked Cheng Yue's neck, blew my warm breath on his ear, and responded cheerfully: "Okay! I won't lose a piece of meat when I call you husband. This business is guaranteed to make a profit, okay?" …It wasn't until a few seconds passed that I realized something was going wrong. No, buddy, you are serious! Before I could make a sound of surprise, Cheng Yue, as if he had anticipated my reaction, blocked my mouth with a wet French kiss. Since it was my first time to kiss someone, I didn't know how to breathe. I was kissed by Cheng Yue who was so cruel that I fainted. As for what happened next... In short, half a year later, I was lying on the Kingsize bed in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the river view room, and expressed to Cheng Yue with great regret that I really could not give birth to a lovely daughter. No matter how hard he worked now, it would be in vain. ·The third person of the text ·Contains a small amount of New Three Kingdoms memes, which does not affect understanding ·A medium-length pure sweet article, sc, he ·Gong is a long-haired man. He won't cut his hair in the later period. He is scheming and can fake his voice (all in order to be close to the straight male aesthetic. This man is so scheming) ------Separating line------ Pre-collection of "I Became a Legendary Investigator by Relying on Pollution Immunity" will be released from June to July 2026. This article is due for 2 chapters to be updated. The prize pool is accumulated in this book. Introduction: As an orphan, Gu Ke struggled with life and death in China before he got the opportunity to study abroad at Miskatonic University. As a result, he was forced to recruit because of his special constitution and became a temporary investigator of the North American Special Case Investigation Bureau. Gu Ke: "I'm tired, let North America be destroyed." However, the Chinese people who have been strong in life are not able to lie flat, let alone the government-sponsored international students who go out with national scholarships. Therefore, in the files of the Special Case Investigation Bureau, the introduction of legendary investigator Gu Ke is as follows: This foreign student from China is very remarkable. He once sneaked into an island occupied by pollutants alone, took out the polluted core completely, and came back with his head, tail, body, and mind intact. He also maintained his rationality even after facing an ancient god, and clearly described and recorded what he saw and heard... He did not have many missions, but he created many myths, and he often made great discoveries that shocked the Esoteric Cult Investigation Bureau. Ps. We must do our best to keep him. … Now, Gu Ke, who is in his fifth year as a doctor, has to receive regular treatment from a psychologist in Gordon City. "My boyfriend and I have a very good relationship, but when I have sex with him, especially when he penetrates me, I often can't help but vomit, which troubles both of us very much." Gu Ke sat in front of Gordon's best psychological counselor and repeated this sentence for the tenth time. "Why? Because I can always smell from him those... Things that gave me a bad experience at work, but he is indeed a human being, a human who grew up with me, and cannot be... Those things." "What's terrible is that the last time I went to work in an abandoned hotel deep in the mountains, I actually found an oil painting in the lobby of the hotel. The person in the painting looked exactly like my boyfriend... But no one has been in the hotel for more than fifty years since it was abandoned in the 1970s... And people who traveled with me claimed that it was just an empty picture frame." "It can be inferred from various signs that I was affected by my work and became suspicious. I know this is not uncommon in our industry, but I still hope that you, doctor, can give me some advice so that I can overcome my psychological barriers and reconcile with my boyfriend." "After all, I'm here for him, I really love him and I don't want to leave him at all." "What? Are you asking me about the content of my work? I'm sorry, but I cannot reveal the content of my work to you due to the confidentiality agreement. But I can assure you that, apart from being very close to doctors, my work only requires me to be close to some bloody scenes, and it will not cause any harm to me." [On the surface, the second generation of the consortium is actually a summoned alien god attacking X. Immune to pollution, his body is locked, but his mental state is beautiful.] ·1V1sc ·The third person of the text ·Gram series, North American overhead The final article "[Prehistoric] The old enemy is my wife" Intention: I love you, no reason is needed.
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