[Beagle in the world of heaven and earth x The cold and ruthless emperor is actually the innocent emperor]
Xian Yun is the only bird with colorful feathers in the ten miles and eight wastelands. She has been loved by thousands of people since she was a child.
Until he slipped and fell down the mountain, changed back to his original form and was taken away.
Those people roughly tied long peacock feathers to his tail feathers, and glued exaggerated fake feathers to his eyelashes.
Later, he was locked in a golden cage covered with black cloth, and heard people outside saying that he would be dedicated to the emperor.
So, on the jade steps of the solemn main hall, Xian Yun was presented to the emperor in a cage.
The moment the black cloth was lifted, he heard the minister loudly say: "Your Majesty, this is the real phoenix I have found. It is truly a blessing from heaven!"
Xian Yun: o. O
Phoenix? Me?
The next moment, the eyes of the Nine-Fifth Master came over, making people feel chilled.
Twelve Liu shook, and he heard the man snort.
"Oh, I have never seen such a plump phoenix."
Xian Yun: "Chirp!"
Your whole family is fat =_=
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In this way, Xian Yun was enshrined in the emperor's study.
But he doesn't want to be kept in captivity, he wants to go home! Be a free little colorful sparrow!
So he was so bold that he chewed the memorial, broke the pen holder, and climbed on the emperor's head to make a nest with his hair.
Not only that, he also plucked out his fake feathers, stood majestically on the imperial desk, spread his wings towards the emperor and said, "Chirp!"
Look! I am not a Phoenix! Throw me away quickly!
The man glanced at him and reached out to flick the bird away.
Xian Yun rolled around on the table several times, and was so angry that he pecked the emperor several times, drawing blood from his mouth, and then ran away leisurely with his paws.
The little bird that controls heaven and earth finally touched the bottom line of the Chu hierarchy. The emperor ordered people to throw him into the side hall together with the golden cage and let him die on his own.
However, there was a thunderstorm that night, and Xian Yun was so frightened that he broke through the cage door, stumbled all the way back to the dormitory, and held on to a strand of Chu Jie's hair and refused to let go.
Chu Jie couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his hand to pull off this crazy little thing——
But he touched a piece of warm skin.
The hair was loosened, and a clear young voice came from behind: "I finally became a human again!"
Chu Jie froze and turned his head slowly.
The moonlight shines through the window lattice, and a naked young man is sitting excitedly on the dragon bed.
After making eye contact with him, he suddenly took away the quilt and covered himself completely.
The emperor was unusually silent.
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Chu Jie, who ascended the throne stained with the blood of his close relatives, used thunderous means to frighten the government and the public.
He has only been on the throne for three months, and has killed countless ministers. Everyone in the palace is in danger.
At this time, Shangshu, who was not afraid of death, dared to offer a fake phoenix.
Just when everyone thought that Shangshu was going to be annihilated and that innocent little fat bird was going to be stewed and drank——
Someone noticed that the Nine-Five Master actually fed the fake phoenix grapes with his own hands!
And let it jump up and down on the dragon bed!
Not only that, the emperor's hands were always bruised and bruised, and it looked like they were bitten by the bird's iron mouth!
But even so, he still went to court holding the bird!
The most shocking thing is that when Xiaoniao gave the most beautiful purple feather on his body to Chu Jie, the cold-blooded emperor actually spent a lot of money to ask craftsmen to make it into a pendant and wear it day and night.
Ministers: ... You said you like birds:)
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The gloomy emperor became gentler day by day, and occasionally showed a fleeting smile, and the ministers secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
However, the little bird was sick, its colorful feathers were dull, even its chirping was weak, and it even became incapable of becoming a human.
The emperor, who had always been strategizing, experienced for the first time what it meant to be anxious. He ordered all the imperial doctors to take turns to diagnose and treat the patient, and even invited witches to pray for blessings, but to no avail.
Until one night, Chu Jie pushed open the bedroom door and saw a big bulge in the quilt on the bed.
He held his breath and approached slowly.
Then, a furry head came out.
Xian Yun, who finally struggled to become a human, was so aggrieved that his eyes were red, and he accused Chu Jie incoherently:
"You accepted the feathers I gave you, why didn't you lay eggs for me?"
Chu Jie: "......"
There was dead silence in the hall.
#But I really can't lay eggs w(゚Д゚)w#
[Reading Guide]:
* Give birth to a child, a bird will give birth to a child.
*The plotting content is 0, and the author has a scumbag history. The plotting is just to advance the plot, so don't go into detail.
*There are many private settings. The main body integrates the characteristics of many birds, such as sending feathers to mate and lay eggs, colorful feathers, loud calls, etc., And is not limited to one kind of bird.
*Double c, conquer the harem.
*2026.1.11 Screenshot saved
Motto: Don't bully birds