Real Records of Married Couples

————(Please collect it, hold flowers and kneel down)———— [Straight man X straight man] [Long-haired bitter graduate student (26) x lame and desperate social beast (25)] On this Chinese Valentine's Day, the lonely couple passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau, but unexpectedly they were stopped as a couple. Amateur variety show? 24H monitoring? 5 Million for one year after being photographed? Xiao Liang was overjoyed, that was 5 million, so what if it was being monitored! He gave Tang Xi a hard squeeze, blocked his mouth, then took Tang Xi's arm affectionately, and said, "Yes, we just need to get the certificate today, so we can participate." The two hurriedly obtained the certificate, signed the contract, made up a love story, and just moved into the same home and slept in the same bed. It's just that my junior classmate has a problem. He likes to play with people's hair while sleeping. And, um, buddy, we are just pretending in the live broadcast room, why do you really stick out your tongue when kissing? And... What does it feel like to kiss? I was feeling dizzy just now, and I felt a little out of sorts. ——————Small Theater—————— ① Tang Analysis: Do you know what you are doing? Xiao Liang: Let's get married. It's 50-50 for both of us, 250 for each person... 200. Half a million. Tang Analysis: I won't do it. Xiao Liang: ... Three hundred for you and two hundred for me. Please understand Brother Xi, let's go home from now on I'll take care of all the work! ! Tang Xi took out his cell phone: Say it again and I will record it. ② Xiao Liang: Little Tangtang, come and give your senior a shoulder rub. Tang Analysis: Get out. Xiao Liang: Don't agree? Okay, I'll let you in front of the camera when you go out in a while Pinch my feet. Tang Analysis: I also happen to have a pair of underwear that I can take off. Senior is going to give me some underwear today. Do the laundry, right? Xiao Liang: ... You are cruel. A story about brotherhood slowly turning into love. Shuangjie [Others will not be demined] ————————The following is the advance payment———————— ——————"Interstellar No. 1 OAO Love"—————— The deviant O vs the chauvinistic A Also known as "When Uncle Alpha Becomes Your Immediate Boss" Cheng Yan is a notorious omega, and all the alpha males he likes will be destroyed by his cruel hands. But this is just what outsiders say. For example, this time, this alpha enjoyed it very much, at least in bed. Cheng Yan sat on the sofa and waited for a long time. When Fei Daonan stopped cursing, he turned off the optical computer and slowly walked to the bed. "I have what you have, and I have what you don't have." He pinched Fei Daonan's chin with a mocking look on his face, "And - aren't you also very happy?" But, how come you are my uncle, the general who has been fighting in the galaxy for hundreds of years! ! And he also became my boss? ? ? It doesn't matter, it's not a big problem. What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger. [Dog Blood + Confrontation Road] Purpose: Friendship is sincere and valuable, love is even more valuable