An Shushe is afraid of people and is allergic to people. He gets hairy all over his body and gets a headache when someone touches him. The only thing he can be called social is with an enthusiastic netizen.
That day, his headache recurred, and after a brain check, the doctor diagnosed him with amnesia.
Then, the enthusiastic netizen who had been patiently answering his questions in the past suddenly said he was his boyfriend.
An Shu: o mouth o???
An Shu, who may have lost the memory of being confessed to, scratched his head and rolled back and forth. He encountered love from heaven for the first time in his life, and the person was a boy. He didn't know how to break up.
He searched online for breakup tutorials.
For example, the voice on the game mic is changed to an uncle's voice, taking screenshots and shouting "husband" to the comments of men with abdominal muscles on the Internet, and even posting photos of women's clothing...
Blushing, Anshu ordered a small skirt and a pair of cheap stockings with hairy legs online, trying his best to create the image of an annoying uncle with lots of hairy legs.
He put it on with a blush, closed his eyes, took a picture, and sent it.
He opened his eyes slightly and saw that the sky had fallen.
The newly bought stockings were torn, and the white leg meat spilled out from the holes in the stockings, carrying an indescribable smell.
The photo was too late to be withdrawn, and the other party's message came first:
"Baby, take it off^ ^"
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The online tutorials were not reliable at all, causing the "boyfriend" to visibly get deeper and deeper into the situation, and they even started to discuss when to meet.
Anshu Society was afraid that there would be an explosion of sex, and it would be impossible to meet in person. He repeatedly declined, but one day, he discovered that his so-called "boyfriend" was actually Lu Qianyan, a senior student in the Department of Computer Science.
Lu Qianyan, the school boy of S University, is extremely handsome. Not only that, he is kind, gentle and popular. He is a legendary genius that is rare to see in the gaming industry for a century.
But this person is a well-known Level 10 patient in Kongtong. When touched by a man, he floats 800 meters away with a smile on his face, and never interacts with her until death.
At the same time, he is also An Shu's roommate in the new dormitory.
An Shu, who may be regarded as an abstract girl by her "boyfriend": "..."
He was so embarrassed that he couldn't afford to rent an apartment. In order to maintain the harmony of the dormitory, he mustered up the courage to break up with his "boyfriend" without his roommates noticing, and blocked and deleted a thread.
Unexpectedly, the roommate's eyes looked at him more and more obscurely.
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Lu Qianyan's friend network talked about a cold beauty from the art department. It is said that the beauty has white skin, a beautiful waist, a slim waist and straight legs, but her whereabouts are unpredictable and difficult to get close to.
After my friend finally met her, the result of her confession was ambiguous. She unexpectedly learned that the beauty can ride on n boats, and her boyfriend can go around S three times.
Lu Qianyan's account was blocked by a friend and he taught the scum a lesson.
At first, he didn't want to care about his friend's relationship problems. Moreover, the other end of the phone used him as an AI question and answer user, so he couldn't understand how his friend was fooled.
Until one day, the other party asked him covertly if he had any cost-effective women's clothing store. He lied awkwardly and said that he had a friend who wanted to wear it, unlike Neptune, who was used to the wind and waves.
Later, the other party sent a photo of her wearing a small skirt and abstract stockings, but the scenery under the stockings was really attractive, so the rumors were true.
Later, he found pieces of torn silk stockings under the bed of his new roommate who blushed at every word, and ignored his friend's request to eat them back.
Later, he caught the person who wanted to escape, imprisoned him tightly, gently put on various small skirts and stockings, coaxed him softly, and called him "husband" in a trembling voice over and over again.
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An Shu realized two principles of life:
1. Cheap but not good (fortunately, the things he will use in the future will be the most expensive and best)
2. The boyfriend is a bad guy
2.1. The boyfriend is a bad guy
2.2. The boyfriend is a bad guy
2.3. The husband is a bad guy
…
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The Idiot Club is afraid that the little beauty will be attacked by the school girl who smiles on the surface and has a black heart
Amnesia | Online Dating | Women's Clothing | Falling Off the Horse | Peering into the Corner | Impersonation
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-sc, attack and reception are not perfect
-The subject will lose the memory of the time when he was confessed, and the rest of the memory will close the loop on its own.
-Many people have confessed to Shou, but Shou is not a scumbag. He just doesn't realize his own charm.
-The attack angle is protected by the transparency of the vest
-Memories will be restored (nonsense)
- No logic, pure nonsense, do not replace reality, all plots are set up to serve the emotional needs of others
Intention: Someone loves you
