The emperor, who was not engaged in human affairs and did not go to court, became seriously ill and his waist and abdomen gradually became fat. The useless quack doctors at the Imperial Hospital said that he was pregnant!
The imperial doctor ordered Zhan to be trembling, "Your majesty, this fetus is a gift from heaven. It needs to be nourished by the purest and most yang energy in the world, otherwise... Both father and son will die."
Your Majesty, the lunatic, based on the simple idea that I cannot let others do well if I am not good, waved his hand:
"Okay, let the six ministers take turns to accompany me. Whoever does a good job can take the child's surname."
The ministers who heard the news:? ? ? ?
During the imperial examination, I didn't say that if I passed the exam, I would have to serve as a bed attendant. Even the dog would not go to the bed attendant. I have studied hard for more than ten years in order to serve the country with devotion, so it's a shame to say that——
"Normally I don't dare to take a look at Tianyan, but yesterday I saw it, and His Majesty is really stunning."
"Your Majesty was concerned about my tongue the day before yesterday. He asked me if I still want my tongue after talking so much. Your Majesty is so considerate of my ministers. We are really lucky."
"Then what's the matter? Your Majesty also wants me to enter the palace to serve you personally, but it seems like something needs to be removed."
"Your Majesty..."
Everyone in the world knows that the emperor is ignorant, and he actually forces the country's members to serve the emperor. He is tyrannical and ignorant, which is a sign of the destruction of the country.
In the dark room, Xu Yin, the brilliant but humiliated chief minister, half-knelt on the cave, coaxed: "Your Majesty, I beg you, don't look for anyone else, okay?"
The emperor opened his eyelids and cursed feebly: "Get out."
Then the chief minister smiled and leaned over to kiss him, "I also admire your majesty."
Xu Yin was young and handsome, with an astonishing appearance. When he first entered the officialdom, some old ministers stared at him blankly for a long time with horrified expressions.
Later he learned that he was promoted so quickly not only because of his outstanding ability and a good knife for the emperor to divide the ministers, but also because he looked like Qi Yihou.
Qi Yihou was born in the same year as the emperor. He was skilled in both literature and martial arts. He had a close friendship with the emperor since childhood. His only flaw was that he died too early.
Now the chief minister of the Holy Family Zhenglong has two worries. The younger one is that the courtiers followed his example and intended to repay the king's kindness with his own body. This unhealthy trend is getting worse.
The older one is, Qi Yihou is not dead.
Xu Yin gently stroked His Majesty's long hair and thought calmly: "Otherwise, let him really die?"
……
Later, the emperor punished the treacherous traitors, took back power, and left the government to his own devices. He Qing Haiyan.
Xiao Yu looked at Xu Yin, "Things back then were mostly expedient, and I went too far to hurt you." He curled his eyes, and the usually moody emperor showed a relaxed and joyful expression for the first time, "From now on, you no longer need to humiliate me."
Before he could finish his words, he was hugged by his own servant, "Your Majesty," he heard Xu Yin's voice trembling, "You can't, I don't want you."
The gentle and elegant hypocrite Green Tea is the first to attack the yin and yang, the strange, beautiful and the insane emperor.
Purpose: to make up for regrets