Song Tingwu has a secret. He can see the words on everyone's head.
Corrupt officials have silverfish on their heads.
Is it that thing in mc?
On the general's head is the bone of loyalty.
And the one on the dragon throne, with the blood-red word "faint king" on his head, almost blinded his eyes with poison.
But he was just a bastard who was hated by his family. He spoke softly and no one believed him.
So Song Tingwu chose to shut up, go to work at a certain time every day, get off work on time, and silently watch the whole show.
Until the new emperor ascended the throne and began to clean up the court.
The houses of corrupt officials were precisely ransacked overnight, the general who was supposed to die in battle returned triumphant, and even he was promoted inexplicably.
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One day, Song Tingwu was lying on a chair and taking a nap.
"Where is my beloved?"
"I am here, Your Majesty."
"What can I ask for, my dear?"
Song Tingwu rubbed his eyes, looked at the golden row of small characters "One Emperor through the Ages" above His Majesty's head, and replied seriously:
"Can you... Give me a salary increase?"
"I would like to change to a more comfortable recliner."
New Emperor:... That's it?
Lying down on the salted fish x the great god of internal volume
Purpose: World peace